Erlich Burnsman watches geckos, breeds geckos, fights geckos, chases geckos, discovers geckos, identifies geckos, talks to geckos, dances with geckos, slaughters geckos, jumps on geckos, farms geckos, races geckos, chastises geckos, praises geckos, jokes with geckos, falls in love with geckos, falls out of love with geckos, believes in geckos, sketches and draws diagrams of geckos, juggles geckos, validates geckos, composes geckos, counsels geckos, notifies geckos, displays geckos, influences geckos, executes geckos, stimulates geckos, modernizes geckos, unveils geckos, strengthens geckos, weakens geckos, cooks geckos and frisbees geckos. But wait, there's more. Check out these hit favorites: washes geckos, teaches geckos magic, reenacts wars with geckos, juggles geckos, plays hacky sack with geckos where the geckos are the hackey sack but its cool because they're already dead and reads to geckos.
He does all these things to earn money in the offseason because it so happens that training costs him 1 million dollars PER WEEK and he cant afford to live in a home. His girl left him for his agent, he has nowhere to go. He sleeps in an abandoned crack house off of the highway, right but that little sewer lake where the geckos hang out. He begs for change by the road with his geckos as performers.. or sometimes the geckos are equipment or food. they're very versatile in that way.
He doesnt love it...
well he does. Though he is never injected their blood into his own. He wanted me to make sure i mentioned that casually.. so there you go.
(254 words/210 if every use of "geckos" is omitted)
He does all these things to earn money in the offseason because it so happens that training costs him 1 million dollars PER WEEK and he cant afford to live in a home. His girl left him for his agent, he has nowhere to go. He sleeps in an abandoned crack house off of the highway, right but that little sewer lake where the geckos hang out. He begs for change by the road with his geckos as performers.. or sometimes the geckos are equipment or food. they're very versatile in that way.
He doesnt love it...
well he does. Though he is never injected their blood into his own. He wanted me to make sure i mentioned that casually.. so there you go.
(254 words/210 if every use of "geckos" is omitted)
