During the offseason, Jordan Yates, offensive lineman for the San Jose Sabercats, has taken up becoming a clown in order to pay the bills while game checks remain months away. We sat down with him to ask him about his recent job acquisition:
Interviewer: So what was it that drove you to be a clown?
Yates: Ever since I was a young child, I've always just wanted to make people happy; while some get enjoyment from watching me smash heads against other people and ruin my future life just for their enjoyment, others can be appeased through some simple face paint and juggling.
Interviewer: Does the money factor have anything to do with your decision to have an off season job?
Yates: Yes, definitely. How am I, a 300+ pound offensive lineman, supposed to feed myself on a measly 3.5 million dollar contract. A good meal costs half that. Plus you have to factor in how much gas it takes to take me from place to place, and that 3.5 million dollar contract gets swallowed up real fast. I'm currently nearly 100 million in debt and need to find a way to slowly work my way out if I want to provide for my family.
The end.
Interviewer: So what was it that drove you to be a clown?
Yates: Ever since I was a young child, I've always just wanted to make people happy; while some get enjoyment from watching me smash heads against other people and ruin my future life just for their enjoyment, others can be appeased through some simple face paint and juggling.
Interviewer: Does the money factor have anything to do with your decision to have an off season job?
Yates: Yes, definitely. How am I, a 300+ pound offensive lineman, supposed to feed myself on a measly 3.5 million dollar contract. A good meal costs half that. Plus you have to factor in how much gas it takes to take me from place to place, and that 3.5 million dollar contract gets swallowed up real fast. I'm currently nearly 100 million in debt and need to find a way to slowly work my way out if I want to provide for my family.
The end.
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