(S4) - PT #1 - Life after football

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To be honest, I thought that I'd be able to play in the NSFL forever. Screw father time, I'd surely be able to find a way to extend my playing career by taking something, illegal or otherwise. Apparently that isn't the wisest decision, so I have indeed come up with an alternative concept that will still provide me with the chance to participate in the sport that I love....football.

I have been in some early discussions with the LFL(Lingerie Football League) and am proud to announce that they will allow me to establish a new team in the league, upon my retirement from the NSFL, whenever that may be. The name and colors have already been chosen so let me introduce the newest addition to the LFL!




Since arriving in the OC, I have found it a pleasant place to live, so I see no reason why my team can't be based in the area. And the color is hardly a surprise considering the areas name and current Otter orange used here in the NSFL. The name? Well, I find it witty and appropriate so it's definitely staying. If the players don't like it well that's tough shit. They can go and play for some other lame team like the "Heart", "Dream" or the "Bliss". Seriously, what shitty damn names. The Ovulators are here to stay, play and slay. Ovulator's......mount up!(Bonus "Young Guns" reference.)