(S4) - PT #2 - Dual Sport Stars

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Jayce Tuck did not grow up with the luxury of having money to play multiple sports or other extracurricular activities. Since he was 12 years old Jayce was working odd jobs to keep a roof over his head and putting all of his energy into his way out, football. Obviously Jayce occasionally played some pick-up basketball in his neighborhood but the opportunity for other sports and anything officially organized was out of the realm of possibly for a young Jayce Tuck. However, when Jayce was 13 he picked up a low cost sport, though it has gotten more expensive with age, that he still “competes in” to this day. Of course this sport is: the horizontal tango, mattress dancing, laying pipe, plowing, nailing, making the beast with two backs, hitting skins, getting after it, hiding the salami, boning, bumping uglies, porking, burying the bone, jumping bones, bumping and grinding, playing on all fours, churning the butter, the ole’ in and out, winding the clock, tying the lover’s knot, the hokey-pokey, the bedroom rodeo, horizontal refreshment, afternoon delight, etc. To this day Jayce Tuck maintains the best activity to stay in shape and prepare for professional football is finding 1-3 women and getting to know them biblically. While results vary based on his opponent, Tuck has been kicked off the team as well as won the Olympics in said sport.