Dustin Evans can't do anything right. He's played every sport. All. The. Sports. He's had his left buttcheek bitten off in a gladiators arena. He suffered several concussions from big time rugby hits, getting pummeled in the head with a volleyball, and knocked the fuck out during a boxing match with his six year old niece. Dustin has had multiple black eyes from being his with baseballs. He's lost both front teeth (twice) from when he was hit with a soccer ball.
In fact, the only sport that Evans isn't dreadfully terrified of us football. He gets to run away from people that want to hurt him and no one thinks he's afraid for it, but he really is. What a bum.
Dustin's next favorite sport, however, is underwater hockey! Sometimes it is referred to as octopush. Essentially players attempt to score a goal by getting the Puck into the opposing team's net using their sticks. The sticks are usually water polo sticks and the puck is a normal hockey version (yes it floats). Sometimes Dustin shivs people underwater and pretends like he's spilled his Hawaiian punch. This facade only lasts as long as it takes the other team to see their teammate sink to the bottom. Usually it's long enough to score and run. Or swim. Either way, it's a ton of good hearted SAFE fun for the family.
In fact, the only sport that Evans isn't dreadfully terrified of us football. He gets to run away from people that want to hurt him and no one thinks he's afraid for it, but he really is. What a bum.
Dustin's next favorite sport, however, is underwater hockey! Sometimes it is referred to as octopush. Essentially players attempt to score a goal by getting the Puck into the opposing team's net using their sticks. The sticks are usually water polo sticks and the puck is a normal hockey version (yes it floats). Sometimes Dustin shivs people underwater and pretends like he's spilled his Hawaiian punch. This facade only lasts as long as it takes the other team to see their teammate sink to the bottom. Usually it's long enough to score and run. Or swim. Either way, it's a ton of good hearted SAFE fun for the family.
