Dual Sport Star: Clegane
Back when Gregor Clegane was a young lad, growing up in Clegane Keep, adjacent to Casterly Rock, he engaged the local peasants in many different endeavors which today the modern reader would call sports. For sport or for entertainment, he would torment the other boys by stuffing their faces down to their necks into hot flame braziers, he would rape young women for no real purpose, and he would rip various appendages from their abdomens. All these various sports were the normal, harmless fun which various noble boys of the assembled nobles houses engaged in during those days. It was, in some ways, a much simpler times, with much less restrictive justice departments which could be easily bought off by those in power for suspended sentences and no actual penalties.
Gregor was, in the sports such as stuffing boys faces down to their necks into hot flame braziers, raping young women for no real purpose, and he would rip various appendages from their abdomens - sports which are commonly referred to as terror sports. Gregor Clegane was, and still is, the uncrowned king of terror sports. While several claiments to the throne exist, such as Joffery Lannister, Cersei Lannister, or other various shitbags exist, Ask Elia Martel who is king. Zing.
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Back when Gregor Clegane was a young lad, growing up in Clegane Keep, adjacent to Casterly Rock, he engaged the local peasants in many different endeavors which today the modern reader would call sports. For sport or for entertainment, he would torment the other boys by stuffing their faces down to their necks into hot flame braziers, he would rape young women for no real purpose, and he would rip various appendages from their abdomens. All these various sports were the normal, harmless fun which various noble boys of the assembled nobles houses engaged in during those days. It was, in some ways, a much simpler times, with much less restrictive justice departments which could be easily bought off by those in power for suspended sentences and no actual penalties.
Gregor was, in the sports such as stuffing boys faces down to their necks into hot flame braziers, raping young women for no real purpose, and he would rip various appendages from their abdomens - sports which are commonly referred to as terror sports. Gregor Clegane was, and still is, the uncrowned king of terror sports. While several claiments to the throne exist, such as Joffery Lannister, Cersei Lannister, or other various shitbags exist, Ask Elia Martel who is king. Zing.
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