(S4) - Weekend PT #2 - Old School Football

[Lendoris]

The Year 3042, the sport lower extremity of the leg ball. It's time for another episode of the most exciting game in the Milky Way. An era of football like no other. The Sol System Strikers will be facing off against the Alpha Centauri A-ss kickers. The Lemon flavored and shaped ball is kicked through the hyper-cosmic loops in the middle of the field by the Strikers on the opening kickoff. The ball passed through all loops so that's an automatic -0.7 points for the A-ss kickers. Calkewlated Chambers the 34th lines up at the defensive-beginning position. The A-ss kicker's center snaps the ball by giving it a good lick. The HalF-dollar back drops back, his offensive wall shattering around him. What's this? He uses his hologram ability. Now there are two hf-backs on the field. Cal the 34th sees right through his ploy. The offensive line leader decides to use instant barricade to keep the oncoming slaughter at bay. Using an ancient "Nintendo power glove" a laser guided mini-missile is released from Cal the 34th's hand. The missile sails through the air destroying one of the barricades. He flies over the crumbling wreckage and targets the hf-back, Completely ignoring the obvious hologram running in the opposite direction. It's over, the hf-back knows he's doomed. In a last ditch effort he tries to bite the lemon ball in half, thus destroying any chance of a fumble recovery. As his teeth come baring down on the lemon ball, Cal the 34ths Nintendo glove jerks at the hf-backs shoulder. The ball rolls out and is in the open field. We all know what happens next.

A different era of football.

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