Very little about Dustin Evans would change had he been a football star of an earlier era. Very little then at least. As he compounded concussions upon concussions, little would the time traveling superstar realize that he was building some serious "man cred" in the year 2017.
You see, back then when it was normal not to have a solid grasp on your physical or mental health, people let them fall to the wayside, unintentionally of course. Had they known there were better ways to play football than while smoking a cigarette, would they have still done so? Perhaps we should ask Jay Cutl- wait, no. Never mind.
Had Dustin Evans played football much less prepared for his bones to be broken and skin to be torn and pierced, perhaps he would land a posthumous documentary at 2 am on NFL Network. Yes, that truly is the dream.
Even better, would Evans be the figurehead of a drunken speech about how today's men are bitches and that they should aspire to be like those that came before us, specifically those without the capability to defend their bodies against the brutal onslaught of 300 pound wrecking balls crashing into them? Yes, I imagine that's every child's dream growing up. Fortunately, Evans is right here in the year 2017.
You see, back then when it was normal not to have a solid grasp on your physical or mental health, people let them fall to the wayside, unintentionally of course. Had they known there were better ways to play football than while smoking a cigarette, would they have still done so? Perhaps we should ask Jay Cutl- wait, no. Never mind.
Had Dustin Evans played football much less prepared for his bones to be broken and skin to be torn and pierced, perhaps he would land a posthumous documentary at 2 am on NFL Network. Yes, that truly is the dream.
Even better, would Evans be the figurehead of a drunken speech about how today's men are bitches and that they should aspire to be like those that came before us, specifically those without the capability to defend their bodies against the brutal onslaught of 300 pound wrecking balls crashing into them? Yes, I imagine that's every child's dream growing up. Fortunately, Evans is right here in the year 2017.
