What's up, losers. Its burnsmans new agent here, Cheeks McGritz here to t-t-t-tell ya all about the future. You wanted to hear how my boss Erlich would fare in another era? Well it turns out my aunt can see into the future. It cost us the 3 million we were going to spend on new shoes for my boss but we flew her here to the OC to read his p-p-p-palms.
Fast forward to the year 4609 Erlich Burnsman clone #3538 takes the field. He lines up next to Burnsman clone #63534. In the year 4609 The world consists only of Burnsman clones. The world is at peace. There is no world hunger, there is no disease. The water is clean and the sky is clear. Im sure you're asking yourself how all of this came to be. We dont have those answers. We can only assume the Burnsman tears up his second season even more than his record breaking first season, the government decides hes the optimal human specimen and outlaws mating. They clone billions of burnsmans in his prime and freeze them. eventually everyone else dies out. Burnsmans from that point on live for one season of NSFL, clone their replacements from a frozen version and then kill themselves. THis way every living burnsman is ONLY in his prime and the world is a better place
Each season, every Burnsman on every team, each coached by a different Burnsman, and owned by a different Burnsman wins every game and every award. Every Burnsman is MVP and every team wins the championship. The crowd of roaring Burnsmans deafen the stadiums.. a single tear rolls down each burnsmans cheek as they take their last breath, a new burnsman is born. You see, in the year 4609 there are no losers. There is only Burnsman.
Fast forward to the year 4609 Erlich Burnsman clone #3538 takes the field. He lines up next to Burnsman clone #63534. In the year 4609 The world consists only of Burnsman clones. The world is at peace. There is no world hunger, there is no disease. The water is clean and the sky is clear. Im sure you're asking yourself how all of this came to be. We dont have those answers. We can only assume the Burnsman tears up his second season even more than his record breaking first season, the government decides hes the optimal human specimen and outlaws mating. They clone billions of burnsmans in his prime and freeze them. eventually everyone else dies out. Burnsmans from that point on live for one season of NSFL, clone their replacements from a frozen version and then kill themselves. THis way every living burnsman is ONLY in his prime and the world is a better place
Each season, every Burnsman on every team, each coached by a different Burnsman, and owned by a different Burnsman wins every game and every award. Every Burnsman is MVP and every team wins the championship. The crowd of roaring Burnsmans deafen the stadiums.. a single tear rolls down each burnsmans cheek as they take their last breath, a new burnsman is born. You see, in the year 4609 there are no losers. There is only Burnsman.
