(S4) - PT #3 - Cover Athlete

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"Micah Hendrix? You're here for the uh....the magazine photo shoot?"

"Yeah this is the right place isn't it?"

"Well yes, but.....yeah are you sure you're Micah Hendrix? We thought you would be a bit bigger you know."

"Oh yeah I used to be an offensive lineman but I lost quite a bit weight recently. I'm surprised you guys didn't know that though, I thought that's what the feature on me was about. Is that going to be a problem?"

"Hmm, I see. Well yes it actually might be a bit of a problem. As you can understand, our magazine subscribers would definitely prefer someone of your previous, more husky body type."

"Excuse me, what are you talking about? My agent said this was for Sports Illustrated...."

"Oh no, I'm sorry, there must have been some confusion. Yeah, this is for Beefy Boys Magazine."

"Beefy....what? Do I even want to know what this magazine typically entails?"

"Oh well we feature all kinds of-"

"Seriously, please spare me literally any details. I'm just going to leave now."

"Are you sure? We have some very realistic fat suits we could set you up in."

"No, I'm good. Besides, I need to go have a nice, long talk with my agent."