After the S4 traning camp, Dr. Oz, who is a huge Yellowknife Wraiths fan, stopped by practice. He noticed how quick the QB was and immediately talked to the head coach, exclaiming how much faster Orosz has gotten. The coach looked at him funny and said,
"Uhhhhh, that's not Orosz. That's Akselsen."
Shocked, Dr.Oz ran onto the field to get a closer look. Unfortunately he ran right in front of Lombardi during a field goal attempt and got beaned right in the head. When he came to a bit later he immediately got up and ran to find Akselsen.
"How did you do it? Where have the pounds gone? Why is your arm so good? Did you use one of my many methods, such as 'You might do better to replace an occasional dinner with a nice roll in the hay. Healthy sex may help control the amount of food you eat and it's great exercise.' ?"
Akselsen gave him a sideways look and simply said "Ummm I've just cut out the candy, eating only whole foods, lots of meat and good fats. I started doing a lot more cardio and it just came to me"
"Genius!" Dr. Oz said "Can't believe I never thought of it before! Come with me, we're gonna make you a star!"
Akselsen ended up signing a huge contract with Woman's Day to be featured on their fall weight-loss issue. Akselsen doesn't really know how it all happened but he made a lot of money off of it.
@bluesfan55 @Aenir
"Uhhhhh, that's not Orosz. That's Akselsen."
Shocked, Dr.Oz ran onto the field to get a closer look. Unfortunately he ran right in front of Lombardi during a field goal attempt and got beaned right in the head. When he came to a bit later he immediately got up and ran to find Akselsen.
"How did you do it? Where have the pounds gone? Why is your arm so good? Did you use one of my many methods, such as 'You might do better to replace an occasional dinner with a nice roll in the hay. Healthy sex may help control the amount of food you eat and it's great exercise.' ?"
Akselsen gave him a sideways look and simply said "Ummm I've just cut out the candy, eating only whole foods, lots of meat and good fats. I started doing a lot more cardio and it just came to me"
"Genius!" Dr. Oz said "Can't believe I never thought of it before! Come with me, we're gonna make you a star!"
Akselsen ended up signing a huge contract with Woman's Day to be featured on their fall weight-loss issue. Akselsen doesn't really know how it all happened but he made a lot of money off of it.
@bluesfan55 @Aenir
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