Erlich Burnsmans new agent here, Christopher Columplane, here to talk about a special project my client is undertaking. Erlich Burnsman will be on the cover of Geckos Weekly very first issue. As many of you in the league may be aware, my client Erlich Burnsman, RB for the Orange County Otters, is a huge gecko enthusiast. He has 40 gecko farms in the US alone, he breeds, clones, revives and befriends geckos of all shapes and sizes, any nationality or creed. It should come as no surprise that when Craig Jordan of the National Gecko Alliance announced his plans to roll out a weekly gecko enthusiast magazine that my client Erlich Burnsman was the first name on a short list of cover models.
Burnsman will pose in the buff with 1,534 geckos. He will simultaneously set the new Guinness world record for most geckos captured in a photograph. The magazine will be a limited release, numbered and limited to 250 copies. They are available for purchase at Gecko Enthusiast Monthly's website or by phone at 800-555-geko. Special autographed editions are available at $99 and are hardcover, limited to just 19 copies. Order now and get your own (fake) veil of gecko blood with Burnsmans signature lightning bolt embosses on the side of the veil. Really fancy stuff. Order today!
Thanks!
-Christopher Columplane
Burnsman will pose in the buff with 1,534 geckos. He will simultaneously set the new Guinness world record for most geckos captured in a photograph. The magazine will be a limited release, numbered and limited to 250 copies. They are available for purchase at Gecko Enthusiast Monthly's website or by phone at 800-555-geko. Special autographed editions are available at $99 and are hardcover, limited to just 19 copies. Order now and get your own (fake) veil of gecko blood with Burnsmans signature lightning bolt embosses on the side of the veil. Really fancy stuff. Order today!
Thanks!
-Christopher Columplane
