When I got the call, I nearly punched a hole in my wall. I automatically assumed that it was a prank call. Why on Earth would anyone be calling me about being featured on a magazine cover? I was one of the worst tight ends in the league, if not the worst, yet they wanted to feature me on the cover of NSFL Weekly. After confirming that it was indeed a real magazine, and that it wasn't a prank call, I was all over this opportunity. I gave my agent a call, and got the go ahead to head downtown to do the photoshoot. However, I never asked why I was being featured. Later that week, I saw the magazine, and felt like an idiot. The headline? "Sebastian Joyce: What Could've Been." I kicked the garbage can beside me, and ran home. I immediately gave NSFL Weekly headquarters a call. "What the hell? Why feature me in an article like that without letting me know what it was about?" They simply answered that they knew I wouldn't do the photoshoot if I knew what it was about, and they desperately needed a new feature. I was royally pissed, but hung up. And this is when I actually did punch a hole in my wall.

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