This week on No Script with Marshawn Lynch Orange County Otters Linebacker Angus Winchester and Marshawn are going to both do something outside of their normal comfort zone. Both being incredible athletes and standout personalities in their respective leagues they have developed great reputations for their work both on and off the field. But it is not football or community outreach on the agenda for today. Nor is it a specialty like Winchester’s farm work. Or weight lifting. Instead the boys find themselves surrounded by 5 foot tall, 80lb Russian teenagers as they fumble their way through a ballet class.
Nothing but hilarity ensues for the remaining time of the show as two fast, hard hitting, strong, and violent men suddenly find themselves in 100% spandex trying to balance on one foot and perform graceful movements with French names. Their instructor who weighs about three-quarters of a Dermot is continually brought down giggling as Lynch and Winchester progress onwards through the movements. Leading with quips such as “Oh yeah, see that right there? I’m a natural, baby.” And “O I’m feeling this, I think I missed my natural calling.” While obviously they are just two hairy men in tights way out of their comfort zone. The episode concludes with a routine, that is failed miserably, and the two men gladly part ways with the art form and return to a field.
Nothing but hilarity ensues for the remaining time of the show as two fast, hard hitting, strong, and violent men suddenly find themselves in 100% spandex trying to balance on one foot and perform graceful movements with French names. Their instructor who weighs about three-quarters of a Dermot is continually brought down giggling as Lynch and Winchester progress onwards through the movements. Leading with quips such as “Oh yeah, see that right there? I’m a natural, baby.” And “O I’m feeling this, I think I missed my natural calling.” While obviously they are just two hairy men in tights way out of their comfort zone. The episode concludes with a routine, that is failed miserably, and the two men gladly part ways with the art form and return to a field.
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Hank Winchester (S25 - Current) - Scrub
Angus Winchester (S1-S12) - 4x Ultimus Champ - #2 Career Sacks - Hall of Fame
Cooter Bigsby (S14-S23) - S23 Ultimus Champ - #4 Career Yards - #4 Career TDs - 2x MVP - Hall of Fame