(S4) - Weekend PT #4 - No Script

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On the next episode of No Script with Marshawn Lynch, Marshawn meets DSFL player Carlito Crush to meet up with Carlito’s dad, Brutus, at a wrestling school. Marshawn and Carlito both get trained in the school, and work on a whole bunch of basics: how to fall without getting hurt, how to read each other in the ring, and they even dabble into some ring psychology, learning how to work a match. After a few hours of training, Brutus Crush wants to see how Carlito and Marshawn do on the microphone, so he makes them a pretend tag team and they have to “promo battle” the guys he has backstage. Marshawn is ready to take on whoever is behind the curtain and tells them to come on out. All of a sudden you hear “IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL” and Marshawn (and Carlito) freak out as The Rock comes out to talk smack. He doesn’t have a partner because “The Rock needs nobody. AND THE ROCK MEANS NO BODY, to help him in a promo battle”. Marshawn and Carlito give their best try, and while there were some funny burns, it was what you’d expect. The next 5 minutes of their lives was getting a verbal beat down by the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. The Rock won the battle, as he should, but it wasn’t even close. (227)