A.Rchon joined the Wraiths squad shortly before the beginning of the S4 season in a move that shocked NSFL fans around the world. A.Rchon claims to be the spawn of the once NSFL superstar who is currently relegated to DSFL status, Francois Lamoreux. Many suitors begged and grovelled in hope to sign the offensively stout blocking superstar and in the end it came down to a total of three teams.
The Las Vegas Legion originally offered the most money due to both their abundance in salary cap room AND their cling to fame as being the first team that spawn parent Francois Lamoreux played for, albeit in his waiver season before hitting the S3 NSFL draft.
Now it's no secret that Lamoreux didn't pan out to be the superstar that he talked. He certainly didn't walk the walk after all the big game he talked.
Regardless, the team that A.Rchon signed with was obviously the second team interested as they won out in the end. But who was the third team?
You'll all be surprised to hear this but it was none other than the BALTIMORE HAWKS!!!!!!! SHOCKING! As it turns out despite A.Rchon's papa's deep hatred for the hawks, Baltimore and anything in between. Apparently the Hawks and A.Rchon was a done deal until minutes before the deal was meant to be signed, amid the Baltimore Hawks HQ boardroom, A.Rchon was ready to sign the contract when a distressed Lamoreux busted into the room.
" YOU'RE NOT SIGNING WITH THESE BERNIE BRO'S! I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH THESE MILLENNIALS ARE WILLING TO PAY YOU, IN THE END IT'S ALL IRISH NAZI MONEY FROM NAZI SYMPATHIZING DAYS" With that A.Rchon came to his senses and signed with Yellowknife.
The Las Vegas Legion originally offered the most money due to both their abundance in salary cap room AND their cling to fame as being the first team that spawn parent Francois Lamoreux played for, albeit in his waiver season before hitting the S3 NSFL draft.
Now it's no secret that Lamoreux didn't pan out to be the superstar that he talked. He certainly didn't walk the walk after all the big game he talked.
Regardless, the team that A.Rchon signed with was obviously the second team interested as they won out in the end. But who was the third team?
You'll all be surprised to hear this but it was none other than the BALTIMORE HAWKS!!!!!!! SHOCKING! As it turns out despite A.Rchon's papa's deep hatred for the hawks, Baltimore and anything in between. Apparently the Hawks and A.Rchon was a done deal until minutes before the deal was meant to be signed, amid the Baltimore Hawks HQ boardroom, A.Rchon was ready to sign the contract when a distressed Lamoreux busted into the room.
" YOU'RE NOT SIGNING WITH THESE BERNIE BRO'S! I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH THESE MILLENNIALS ARE WILLING TO PAY YOU, IN THE END IT'S ALL IRISH NAZI MONEY FROM NAZI SYMPATHIZING DAYS" With that A.Rchon came to his senses and signed with Yellowknife.
