About 5 months ago, after being drafted 1st overall, I was approached about an endorsement deal. A fellow named Elon Musk came up to me and started talking about cars and spaceships, paypals and nuking mars, I couldn't really entertain all these ideas in my head. He wanted me to be the face of an autonomous electric truck, and be the man to sell it to corporate America. I'm like Shaq, if I don't use the product, then I can't really endorse it. It just doesn't make sense putting my face on an electric truck that I'll never drive or ride in. I mean, I'm not shipping anything in weight, why would I cruise around in an electric truck. Anyways, just recently, the truck has been revealed, and a ton of corporations around America are pre-ordering these trucks. Had I put my name on that endorsement deal, I'd be supplementing my income a lot! Management would love it because if I was set with money from endorsements, I'd probably never look for a raise or what not. Now I'm going to be endorsing some raisins company or something, because I really like raisins, they're dried up grapes, if you didn't know that. An interesting fact about grapes and raisins is that they're good for you, a human, but not for dogs.
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