Well to keep a long story short, he exposed himself.........to the long arm of the law when he was caught stealing gum from the local Tim Horton's.
To make a short story longer for the nature of this PT, Mat Akselsen was shopping at the local Tim Horton's and had brought a sandwich up from the fridge section. He is a bit particular with his sandwiches though and likes to have them heated up in the microwave in the back. He's also kind of a dick so he won't pay for the sandwich until it's been properly heated to his liking.
This happened one time and he waited at the register for his sandwich to be finished. As he was waiting he spotted some delicious gum and grabbed some to pay with his sandwich. Well the sandwich cam out and it was too cold, so they tried again, then it was too soggy, so they waited a bit a crisped it up under the press. Finally after 10 minutes it came out perfect and Mat paid for his sandwich and left the store, except he forgot to pay for the gum, he had left it in his pocket as he was waiting for his sandwich. The Gm was a stickler for accounting and reviewed the video logs when $2.38 was missing from the till.
The mounties showed up to his house and promptly arrested him for theft. The judge also wanted to make an example of the entitled football players in Yellowknife. Akselsen was sent to jail for 15 days. In that time he met a man with the nickname 'cornbread' who ended up being the new Wraiths starting OL, Melvin Mushing.
To make a short story longer for the nature of this PT, Mat Akselsen was shopping at the local Tim Horton's and had brought a sandwich up from the fridge section. He is a bit particular with his sandwiches though and likes to have them heated up in the microwave in the back. He's also kind of a dick so he won't pay for the sandwich until it's been properly heated to his liking.
This happened one time and he waited at the register for his sandwich to be finished. As he was waiting he spotted some delicious gum and grabbed some to pay with his sandwich. Well the sandwich cam out and it was too cold, so they tried again, then it was too soggy, so they waited a bit a crisped it up under the press. Finally after 10 minutes it came out perfect and Mat paid for his sandwich and left the store, except he forgot to pay for the gum, he had left it in his pocket as he was waiting for his sandwich. The Gm was a stickler for accounting and reviewed the video logs when $2.38 was missing from the till.
The mounties showed up to his house and promptly arrested him for theft. The judge also wanted to make an example of the entitled football players in Yellowknife. Akselsen was sent to jail for 15 days. In that time he met a man with the nickname 'cornbread' who ended up being the new Wraiths starting OL, Melvin Mushing.
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