I was arrested. And you ask why? Giving alcohol to minors. Well, no. Not really. I was arrested for some bullshit, but they’re telling everyone it was for giving alcohol to minors. Even though, as I just said, that’s not at all what happened. It was just a big misunderstanding and a bunch of bullshit. Plus, even if I did give those girls alcohol... which I didn’t, but even if I did… They said they were 22. And they looked 22. Did you see those girls? No way they were only 19. I mean maybe you might think that, but there was no way that was their actual age. I mean, yes, they were technically 19, but that wasn’t what they told me. And even if I were to admit that they were, which I am not… but even so, they straight up lied about it. Like I said, they said they were 22. You can’t just lie about your age. If anything, that should be the thing that’s illegal. Plus, back in Canada, the drinking age is 19 anyway, so I should be in the clear. That said, how was I supposed to know I somehow ended up in a different province. I can’t be held responsible for where I wake up after blacking out drunk. It’s not my fault they put these provinces so close together. If I drove into another province while black-out drunk, I don’t see how that should be held against me.
Wait a minute. It was drinking and driving. Those girls weren’t even charged. Maybe they really were 22? Also, since when is drinking and driving illegal in Canada?
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Wait a minute. It was drinking and driving. Those girls weren’t even charged. Maybe they really were 22? Also, since when is drinking and driving illegal in Canada?
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