“While I was trying to make a point about the situation, I will admit that my actions were inappropriate.” That was just one snippet of the press release from Kevin Cushing, following his arrest for indecent exposure and removal from a players and owners meeting/fundraiser. The Philadelphia cornerback engaged in a debate that witnesses understatedly referred to as heated. While details of the conversation have not been released, it seems that the dispute was over authorities and the ability to deviate from the NSFL rulebook. Cushing reportedly accused the official as being solely concerned with “slapping his dick on the table.” The accusation raised plenty of eyebrows on its own, but then Cushing proceeded with a demonstration. According to witnesses, Cushing allegedly grabbed a menu, and acted as though it were a package of evidence being submitted along with a claim of wrongdoing. He then set the menu on the table, unzipped his fly, and placed his penis atop the menu, covering up almost half of the appetizers section. “Well!” he exclaimed. “Sounds like there are some pretty serious charges here. I better take a look at all this evidence!” He made a show of looking down at the partially obscured menu before throwing his hands up in defeat. “Well, *I* don’t see any evidence!” he said, though it was noted that the overwhelming majority of the menu was clearly visible.
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