In an absolutely shocking turn of events, Darnell Turner was arrested for participating in an illegal gambling ring that led to multiple fingers being chopped off(not his though). We sat down with him to get more details.
Interviewer: so why did you decide to participate in an illegal gambling ring? How did it all start?
Darnell Turner, cornerback, Baltimore Hawks: I have an addiction. I bet all my money on the patriots to defeat the Kansas City Chiefs on opening night, but lost it all. Since then, after using savings and loans, I've been working my way back up the financial ladder. I found the group from a friend of a friend.
Interviewer: how did fingers managed to get chopped off?
Darnell Turner: sometimes, people just don't know when to quit. After betting all his money, his ring, and his car, one of our mates had nothing left but himself, so he bet his finger. He was up against a known fan of blood and gore so the bet was taken hastily with a value of 800 dollars.
Interviewer: thats pretty cool dude, hope you can post bail.
Darnell Turner: yea me too i have to go write a PT i procrastinated on.
Interviewer: so why did you decide to participate in an illegal gambling ring? How did it all start?
Darnell Turner, cornerback, Baltimore Hawks: I have an addiction. I bet all my money on the patriots to defeat the Kansas City Chiefs on opening night, but lost it all. Since then, after using savings and loans, I've been working my way back up the financial ladder. I found the group from a friend of a friend.
Interviewer: how did fingers managed to get chopped off?
Darnell Turner: sometimes, people just don't know when to quit. After betting all his money, his ring, and his car, one of our mates had nothing left but himself, so he bet his finger. He was up against a known fan of blood and gore so the bet was taken hastily with a value of 800 dollars.
Interviewer: thats pretty cool dude, hope you can post bail.
Darnell Turner: yea me too i have to go write a PT i procrastinated on.
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