(S5) - PT 1- Rookies

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Fresh Booter was the new Legion acquisition in the S5 draft. You would think that with a name like this, the guy is a kicked, but no, he’s a wide receiver. I have no clue what a wide receiver does in life but I’ll guess they receive the ball from further away, you know, wide. (i have been informed that he plays tight end, is that like the total opposit ?) Born in Wellington, Florida, Booter played football in the Colorado State university. He’s now with the Legion, and will probably mentally prepare himself about losing a lot. Last Vegas Legion (do you see the pun ?! fuck that was great.) will definitely need all the help they need and Booter will be able to get some of the job done. He’s a quick player that will run across the field and not a lot can stop his bulk when he decides to sprint. He’s 6’6” and 250 lbs of pure muscles. Decently agile for his size, he also got hands your wife would be jealous of. The offense of the Legion will be the strongest part of the team in the fifth season of the league, not going to be amazing, but going to be the best part of the team. Booter will be expected to step up right away and perform in the team.

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