Fresh off winning the draft, there was no question I had to profile one of the stellar Las Vegas Legion rookies for this point task. With Terrell Brister and Fresh Booter already the subjects of myriad profiles I decided to dig down the draft board a bit and highlight the future hall of fame kicker, Peg Leg.
First of all, what a stellar fucking name. Peg Leg. Recent studies have shown that 77% of NSFL success stems from the player's name so Peg Leg is a god damn steal at 21st overall. Best name of the draft by far and there are going to be 7 teams kicking themselves (pun intended) for not taking him when they had the chance.
Second of all, you have to love his efficiency. He kicked 0 times and punted just 87 last season so that peg leg is going to be freaky fresh going forward. Unlike other bums who wasted their leg on silly things like "field goals" and "extra points" Peg Leg said fuck that and only punted. Truly a stroke of genius. That intelligence can't be taught, people.
And finally, my last and strongest point: his longest punt was 69 yards. Nice.
First of all, what a stellar fucking name. Peg Leg. Recent studies have shown that 77% of NSFL success stems from the player's name so Peg Leg is a god damn steal at 21st overall. Best name of the draft by far and there are going to be 7 teams kicking themselves (pun intended) for not taking him when they had the chance.
Second of all, you have to love his efficiency. He kicked 0 times and punted just 87 last season so that peg leg is going to be freaky fresh going forward. Unlike other bums who wasted their leg on silly things like "field goals" and "extra points" Peg Leg said fuck that and only punted. Truly a stroke of genius. That intelligence can't be taught, people.
And finally, my last and strongest point: his longest punt was 69 yards. Nice.
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