(S5) - Weekend PT #1 - Controversy

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Much has been written on the mass retirement of Las Vegas Legion players this off-season. From the extremely harsh, saying that TE Connor Tanner was responsible for this movement, to crazy Nevadan theories of aliens abducting the real players. One player who’s seen it all from the inside is Alexandre LeClair, who revealed us the real reason so many promising players left the NSFL.

“They all got into this crazy Bitcoin trading fad after Wyatt Fulton showed them how it worked. At first it wasn’t an issue as they talked about it after practice and after the games. But as the season got worse and worse, they began realizing that time spent losing on the field could be used as time to trade more Bitcoins. They all agreed together on retiring at the same time at that point, leaving the few of us that didn’t care about Bitcoins some of us in the dust.”

Will players from other teams follow suit as cryptocurrencies? For the sake of the NSFL’s survival, we hope not.


(not included in the word count but I'd like to tag: @Keyg_an @`incitehysteria` @enigmatic )