As a brand new rookie in the DSFL, I don't care about mass retirements or puppet masters or whatever other scandals have rocked the league in the recent past. Yeah, some messed up things went down, but while everyone else is focused on rehashing old crap, I'm training hard an looking for a way to make my mark. I expect to retire a Hall of Famer when all is said and done, not be remembered for having the hottest take on something I was never even a part of, you know?
I came here to do one thing: ball out. That's what the Portland Pythons are paying me to do, and it's all I want to do. The only controversy that matters to me is that I was drafted so late. Every team that passed on me better be ready for my revenge tour, because I will not forget the disrespect. Be warned. I'm coming for all of y'all.
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I came here to do one thing: ball out. That's what the Portland Pythons are paying me to do, and it's all I want to do. The only controversy that matters to me is that I was drafted so late. Every team that passed on me better be ready for my revenge tour, because I will not forget the disrespect. Be warned. I'm coming for all of y'all.
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