Over this year's holiday season, Poopyface Tomatonose will spend his time watching the Star Wars prequel movies in anticipation of the newly released "Star Wars: The Last Jedi". He will also spend a considerable amount of time arguing political and social issues with his family. "Don't be a homophobe, Grandpa," he'll say, "I have the moral high ground". "Ugh, so uncivilized," he'll mutter to himself.
The winter season is always a difficult one for Tomatonose. He hates snow. It's cold and wet and irritating and it gets everywhere. With his extended family in town he will undoubtedly receive numerous calls asking for directions. His family will tell them they took the wrong exit or made a wrong turn, to which he will respond "Well then you are lost".
Outside of this, Tomatonose will spend time volunteering at a soup kitchen. His favorite soup is tomato and he enjoys serving it to all of the locals. Their inevitable puns will range from cringe-worthy to terrible in quality. When he returns home he will watch the full Star Wars anthology with his friends. According to him they prefer the not-that-superior original trilogy of movies and mock him relentlessly for appreciating the prequels.
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The winter season is always a difficult one for Tomatonose. He hates snow. It's cold and wet and irritating and it gets everywhere. With his extended family in town he will undoubtedly receive numerous calls asking for directions. His family will tell them they took the wrong exit or made a wrong turn, to which he will respond "Well then you are lost".
Outside of this, Tomatonose will spend time volunteering at a soup kitchen. His favorite soup is tomato and he enjoys serving it to all of the locals. Their inevitable puns will range from cringe-worthy to terrible in quality. When he returns home he will watch the full Star Wars anthology with his friends. According to him they prefer the not-that-superior original trilogy of movies and mock him relentlessly for appreciating the prequels.
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