(S5) - PT 2 - Holiday Cheer

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With the details of his probation including not being around children, Kevin Cushing decided not to do any high profile volunteering. He also decided not to do any low profile volunteering. Technically, there were plenty of options for the latter that were allowed under his current restrictions, but he didn’t feel like stocking boxes for another holiday. Instead, he started off by playing Madden 18. Even though the most recent installment was pure garbage, it was one of the only ways to find people as petty and competitive as himself, and to ruin their days. He did that for a few hours until he got hungry, but as he’d forgotten to go food shopping and didn’t feel like going out in the Philadelphia weather, he ended up eating some pre-packaged shit that he only had sitting around the house because he did a commercial for it when he was trying to get his name out there for the draft. Aside from that, he alternated between fucking around, watching movies, masturbating to some AMAZINGLY fucked up porn, and watching a little game film, though far less critically than he had the porn. All in all, it was a pretty standard day off for Cushing.