(S11) - PT 1 - Training Camp High jinx

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As many around the SJS locker room know, Xandra likes to prank Ben. After she rainbow tie dyed Ben’s uniform (not sure how happy the bossman will be with that one). She decided to take it a step further. One weekend during the offseason break, Xandra, Ben, and many of the SJS players went out for drinks. This bar happened to have a improv dance group in house that night, and members of the crowd could sign up to compete against the pro improv group (much the beloved American dive bar tradition of singing karaoke). So, of course, Xandra signs Ben up without his knowledge (or so she thought). Well, it turns out the joke is on Xandra. Ben knew Xandra would pull an amatur stunt like this. So, prior to going out, Ben recruited the Offensive linemen to help in a dance off if it came down to it. With Ben thinking 2 steps ahead of Xandra, he went on the stage confidently when he was called and destroyed it, winning the competition. The prize was a bottle of the house vodka and a gift certificate for free wings during the weekday lunch hours (11am to 2pm, Monday through Friday, I heard the wings are decent, particularly after a long AM practice). That is right Xandra, joke is on you.

A picture from the event is below:

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One crazy thing in the Orange County Otters training camp was when quarterback Gus T.T. Showbiz didn't show up to Orange County Otters training camp for several days. Apparently quarterback Gus T.T. Showbiz was too busy drinking various beers such as pilsners, pale ales, sours, whits, and hefeweizens. He was also too busy doing various drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, mushrooms, and painkillers. All quarterback Gus T.T. Showbiz's teammates were very incensed at quarterback Gus T.T. Showbiz's selfish decision to skip the early portions of this season's Orange County Otters training camp. So when quarterback Gus T.T. Showbiz finally showed up to Orange County Otters training camp this season, his teammates pulled a hilarious prank on him. The hilarious prank they pulled on quarterback Gus T.T. Showbiz was that they called the league office behind his back and told the league office that quarterback Gus T.T. Showbiz was doing lots of various drugs and alcohols over the off-season and that it would be hilarious if they drug tested him. So when Gus T.T. Showbiz showed up to Orange County Otters training camp the league office was waiting for him with a cup for him to pee in while all of quarterback Gus T.T. Showbiz's Orange County Otters teammates could hardly keep a straight face because of how hilarious their prank to tell on him to the league office was.

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As a rite of initiation they were not filled in on, newly-drafted rookies Danny Methane and Jerrod Canton were subjected to one simple prank. They were led to a cage containing their home jerseys and a sleeping puma. All they had to do was go into the cage and figure them out a way to snag their shirts, escape and close the cage without stirring the puma. We swore we had tranquilizers at the ready and handlers on standby in the event the puma woke up. Though reluctant, they agreed. We had them sign waivers and everything to make it look official and in writing.

Next was the "feat" itself. We filmed them looking absolutely terrified as they tiptoed around it. They at least mustered whatever lessons they had on surviving an encounter with a sleeping beast that could kill them if it woke up. It was an impressive performance. Then, on the return leg, four of us grabbed the cage and shook it. I think at least one of them crapped himself, they were so terrified. The ruse was revealed when the puma didn't wake up or move any more than the cage moved it. It was stuffed and rigged to make it look like it was asleep and breathing.

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Some of Moore's teammates in the Desert thought it'd be funny to try and prank Moore and reenact the terrible baseball accident he had incurred a few years ago and would try and throw baseballs at him. Moore knew it was all in good fun, and in return he pranked the team back by making them think their was a fire in the locker room and caused a mass panic but it was just Steven playing with some matches under the smoke detector. Over all, he has been enjoying his time in Arizona and is enjoying his time with his teammates even if he is still unsure if he will be going back to Mexico an help Lucha win yet another championship ring. He is finding his grove and place on the team, and chillaxing with everyone. It's a fun atmosphere and the guys know when to fool around and do pranks and when to stop and get back to business and focus on getting better so they can a trophy. Over all, Moore knows the guys are kidding around and can take it as much as he can deal it back to his prank loving team mates and at the end of the day that's all that matters.

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Kulture Fulture is a known rap music lover. Everybody who was talking with him could notice that can talk about this genre for hours. Non stop. The same thing was happening in Tijuana, but it was only for a year so other players decided to move on. But Philadelphia Liberty is the team he may stay for his whole career. And his teammates realized his music talks are about to piss them off so they made a prank on him. His fellow draftee KJ Becker and last year draftee Lucari Felix knew that Kulture doesn't like Migos since they have a lot of songs about culture and vulture. And their songs makes him to feel like he's indeed a vulture. He likes to act like he knows everything about the rap and black people culture so this trio makes him mad. That's exactly what happened in the LR one day after the another training camp. Everybody were preapred to take a shower, but suddenly someone turned Migos to the max. As we know already these someones were Becker and Felix. And their prank worked perfectly. Or maybe, too perfectly. Kulture started to show his displeasure with these artists saying things like ''mumble rap'', ''crap'' and ''Logic is way better than all of them mumble crappers''. Everybody were starting to laugh at this since they already knew KJ and Lucari plans while Fulture was starting to heat up. Suddenly he picked up a ball and threw it to the subwoofer. You should've seen his face when he realized it didn't smash sub and the LR was still laughing and listening to Migos. Then he started to yell at everyone and made a promise he will bring all Young Sinatra mixtapes and K.Dot's projects as well and he will make all of them listen to this. At the end of the day, Becker and Felix opened up and told the truth. Also, they apologized to Kulture for this prank and he actually did accept this. But even after that he still was looking grumpy for the rest of the day. And only in next day he completely calmed off. Right now, he holds no grudges on them both and that day will be only remembered as another day in Kulture's life.

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Pranks are part of any locker room. They were part of the Purdue university locker room. They were part of the Kansas City Coyotes’ locker room. Obviously, they’re part of the Arizona Outlaws’ locker room. Andrew Reese never had a problem with this. He wasn’t one to partake in it, but he didn’t necessarily get involved, either. As long as it was harmless, he took no offense to it. Back when he was a Quarterback, teammates treated him with reverence and no one would dare stage a prank on him. He was their star. However, entering the NSFL as a Defensive Tackle, Reese finally found himself lower on the totem pole and in the sights of a prank.

Something else to consider. Reese had bulked up heavily for his new position and was letting out a lot of pent-up aggression that had built up over the years when he stepped on the practice field. This seemed obvious to most of the team, though someone had clearly failed to notice. After practice, while Reese was in the shower, this player opened up Reese’s spray-on deodorant and replaced the contents with whipped cream. Reese then walked out of the locker room, wearing only a towel around his waist with two big puffs of whipped cream under his armpits. The looks on the faces of his new teammates directed him to a veteran player, who will remain unnamed since they’ve now suffered enough. And that suffering was indeed due. Reese grabbed the player and put him in a headlock, rubbing their face in the whipped cream covered armpit. And, while a shower had help dilute the smell after a long practice, the player learned that whipped cream does very little to dampen the smell of a stinky armpit. Not surprisingly, no one has tried to play a prank on Reese since then, though the unnamed player will find the occasional can of whipped cream placed in their gym bag as a reminder.

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Angus Winchester had a really good prank played out this season for our rookie clone Marc Spector. The problem is that Angus wasn't able to pull off this prank because he wasnt allowed to go to training camp this season. That's right, the 10 season veteran was banned from going to camp as part of the collective bargaining of the NSFLPPTA agreement. You see, apparently somewhere in the agreement was that veteran players werent allowed to participate as they were worried younger players might be limited on their snaps and they would have a harder time making a final roster. Ain't that some bullshit? So Angus Winchester decides that one of these young guns needed to learn a lesson about who paved their way in this league and why they need guys like him at training camp. Angus dressed up as an athletic trainer and went to training camp one day. He started going through the rookies and pulling them off the field for "hydration therapy" and "mobility work" saying that they were showing signs of cramping and stiffness. The coaches were in on the joke and let Angus have his fun. After making Sunnycursed do Yoga on the sidelines for 2 hours while he watched the first team take snaps with the QB and practice routes he finally let him go back onto the field.

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It's become a running joke in the Yellowknife Wraiths locker room to prank Andreas Metaxas at some point in every single Wraiths annual training camp. Whether if it's something as simple as directing the poor quarterback in the wrong direction for a practice, unscrewing the cap of the water bottle he drinks from, or as something as serious as hiding his pads and cutting the laces on his cleats. It's a huge part of the team bonding, and surprisingly everyone is on board.

"Yeah, I've messed with Andreas a couple of times." Wraiths Head Coach Gosh Jarden said at the end of Day 2 of the Wraith's training camp. "I took flour and feathers and stuffed them inside of his gloves, 'specially at the finger tips. Took him a solid three minutes to figure out what was going on, hahahaha."

Despite being the brunt of the majority of the pranks, Metaxas has taken them quite well. There have been a couple of videos during practices where Metaxas has been spotted spraying the back of the legs of his fellow quarterbacks with a water bottle, or tying the practice jersey sleeves of his teammates before they are able to put them on.

"They're getting their fun in, and they all know my English isn't the best." Metaxas said. "But joke's on them because once I'm up here in the NSFL, I have all season to mess with them, hahaha."