(S11) - PT 3 - Halloween Party

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[Evok]

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[mckee29]

If you know Antonio Summer, then you know that he's more than likely to be the life of the party and especially when it comes to Halloween. The young running back spent his Halloween night in Portland with his old team mates, and hosted a party to bring together the Pythons who are currently having one of the best seasons in their franchise's history. Summer invited a number of his old rivals from his Melfort Wings days as well, including Holy Cross quarterback Luke Boechler, wide receiver Eddie Rainer, and Luchadores defensive tackle Sam Garrad. Our reports say that strong safety all-star Ryan Cobalt was not in attendance at the event after another alteraction between the young safety and his rival running back went down only a short time ago. Reports from the party have claimed that after it raged on and disturbed the neighborhood for almost eight hours on halloween night and after one of the players accidently gave out ecstasy to a trick or treater instead of candy that the party was shut down. A number of players were arrested, including Coyotes quarterback Boechler who according to our sources told the police officer cuffing him to "suck his dick" while he pretended he was being probed in the ass by an alien.

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Jaylon Broxton isn't really into Halloween as much as many are. For adults it becomes something of a party night, but being that Broxton isn't much of a party-goer, it's not a great match. Occasionally he'll show face at a party at one of his teammates' homes. Far more frequently, however, he spends the night like most other nights, studying film and preparing for Orange County's next game on the schedule. A lot of this stems from a party the team had a while back, which was cocaine themed and resulted in the team's backup quarterback, Colt McCoy, showing up to a strangers house uninvited and mumbling unintelligibly. McCoy retired from the NSFL shortly thereafter. Broxton isn't a complete scrooge about the day, however. He spends quite a bit of time and money on each year's costume, wearing it when he shows up to the stadium in for whichever game is closest to the holiday, and wearing it to hand out candy to the trick or treaters who show up in his neighborhood. He'll set up on his front porch with his laptop open so he can work in his downtime. Although he doesn't do much else to celebrate the holiday, one thing Broxton looks forward to is taking his own kiddo around to celebrate some day.

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[Phobospwns]

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[Beaver]

Wow I have big plans for the spookiest day of the year as always yes I do you see Halloween is a big deal down here in New Orleans town and so we always dress up as scary spooky stuff and have a Halloween party yes we do and so this year I dressed up as the scariest spookiest thing I could think of which was Keygan and then I spent the whole night threatening to mass retire the team and many laughs were had but little did I know that the dastardly Connor Tanner who forced ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE~ to retire against their will and the league lost those extremely active contributors forever as none of them ever returned showed up to the party as well DRESSED AS ME DRESSED AS HIM so that was very confusing as he tried to undermine my career as revenge for me not retiring during the mass retirement since he has made sabotaging me his #1 priority ever since that moment so yes it was a very very spooky night but eventually I prevailed once again as we had a Dance Dance Revolution competition and the loser would be officially declared the fake Blackford Oakes dressed as Connor Tanner and of course with my extreme DDR skills I was able to easily style on him and force him to leave the party in shame.

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[PDXBaller]

Axel Hornbacher is a quiet guy who likes to focus on football. The Pythons had a rough home loss against the San Antonio Marshals and Hornbacher wasn’t in the festive mood. All he wanted to do was sleep to rest up and get into the gym early the next day. Halloween was just another day to him, but this year he decided to go out and party with a few teammates and explore some of the night life in Portland. He went to the Crystal Ballroom in downtown Portland to attend a Halloween dance party and he wore a classic Jason Halloween outfit. Hornbacher did not want to be recognized and wanted to enjoy a fun night out where people wouldn’t recognize him so the Jason costume was perfect. After the party, Hornbacher went out for drinks with the guys and met up with another group of friends. Afterwards, they went back to his apartment to watch a couple horror movies before passing out. Overall it was a fun time for him since he’s a bit of a recluse and socially awkward at times, but he was able to get out of his shell a bit and think about something other than football.

[Muford]

Halloween is a special time of year for the Poopsie household, every year they decide to have a family get together and have a dress up theme. In previous years, it’s been Disney princesses (D’Pez was Jasmin), super heroes, vegetables, and the like. This year though, is a very special year for D’Pez and the rest of the Poopsie family. They are dressing up as the ’85 Bears. D’Pez has clearly decided to dress up as Walter Payton because, I mean, how could you not dress up as Sweetness? His mom is dressing up as The Fridge, Pops is dressing up as McMahon and his brothers and sisters are various other players from the team. After they all get dressed up, you know they go out as a family and take the children out trick or treating and eventually end up back home drinking the night away. D’Pez was lucky, since he was in San Jose this season that his whole family actually came up to San Jose to surprise him after his game and keep the tradition going. D’Pez realizes how lucky he is to have such an amazing family and he hopes to bring some of these lovely traditions to the San Jose Family he has.

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[Molarpistols]

Gus T.T. Showbiz usually spends Halloween night with his best friend, Shawn Spencer, watching Alfred Hitchcock movies, as their tradition goes. The two have been huge Hitchcock fans since their youth, when Shawn and Gus snuck into the movie theatre for a special showing of Psycho in Santa Barbara.

Their Hitchcock fandom has gotten them into trouble before (a serial killer once used many of Hitchcock's tropes in an elaborate scheme to finally best the duo). Despite the danger of that situation, the two never lost their love for Hitchcock's thrillers. After a massive movie marathon the two tend to eat as much candy as their stomachs can handle. Their gluttonous behavior when it comes to candy is so intense, Showbiz can often be seen gaining a couple pounds around the Halloween holiday. Thankfully for Gus, his NSFL exercise routine gets him back into fighting shape quickly and he's none the worse for wear.

Halloween is Gus's favorite time of the year, as it gives him license to eat as much candy as physically possible, and he gets to spend it with his best friend, Shawn. After the Hitchcock marathon and candy overload, Gus generally takes the next day for a Halloween Hangover.

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You may think that Kulture Fulture is celebrating Halloween like a normal man. Handing candies, watching scary movies, doing costumes and other normal things that he could've done. But no, for some reason he is still acting like he isn't an adult. All he is doing that day is...asking for a candy by himself. Literally, he is wearing the same lame ass grim reaper costume which hasn't been washed since probably his birth and trying to get some candies. Of course, people are being pretty shocked when they're realizing that it's a fully grown adult who is doing this childish thing. But looks like he doesn't gives a damn.

He was close to finish with this last year, though when one mad man has decided to pull a powerful prank on him. Kulture was doing his usual trick-or-treat shit until he found yet another house he hasn't been in. Knock knock...doors opened. And suddenly that man pulled a gun without warning. The Philly kicker almost shat his pants and immediately ran away from that guy while dropping all his earned candies. It appeared that dude was holding a toy gun which was looking pretty realistic in a dark time. Still, it was a funny scene - a big guy is running away while trying to scream for a help. By the time that prankster closed his doors, Kulture was still panicking which was looking even more ridiculous.

He was in shambles for some time, but it appeared that he recovered and once again, he's doing this thing like he's still 10 and not a NSFL league player. What a wacko.