(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[Buttersqauch101]

April 32nd 2035. Ennis is in his las contract year with Nola and in recent years he’s been turning into quite the diva on and off the field. The time for contract negotiations has begun and all is well for New Orleans so far. Action Jackson, Jordan Andrews both sign new contracts without any dispute but Ennis may have gone too far. It became public on this day that Ennis wants to sign a 1 year 30 million dollar contract with an extra demand. Ennis can be the only player on the Second Line that gets to wear a number. Everyone else gets a plain Jersey with brand logos on it. Ennis stayed in a Social Kedia outburst that if he doesn’t get these demands he wants to either be traded to the Yeti, or be flat out released to join a team of his own. This is not the first time something like this has happened as in the 18th season of the NSFL Ennis called out former Kansas City teammate Tyron Brackenridge for being too much of a diva by requesting a unique number. This is very ironic as of what’s happened in recent events. Safe to say he was a bust pick

[Jiggly_333]

PBE Championship Week

[RaiderNation]

PBE Championship Week

[C9Van]

In this scenario, the success of the Tijuana Luchadores having the season of winning it all and being the best Development Simulation Football League team in regular season has completely gone to Laszlo Forty-Two's head. He was completely on board making one of the weakest current teams in the league and making them a play-off team and eventually a team to be fear a huge goal for him. But after this season he just wants none of that! Why struggle so much when he could just easily be traded to someone who is a contender for the league!

Laszlo thankfully has a plan. It starts off small by refusing to talk to team mates, doing negative PR that no-one benefits from organisation wise. But then truly crank it up to insane levels like literally bullying the weaker people on his team, vandalising and basically being toxic as hell.

I imagine the Yeti General Managers would first try to get to the bottom of this and act sensible with my player. Of course they want another good Wide Receiver. However, Laszlo would take no mercy approach and either demand an insanely high contract or just act violent and threaten to "Crush the puny General Managers like bugs they are!"

Thankfully he has control over his temper or god help everyone.

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[Hallmonitor_20]

First off I want the league to know that I was lied to! When I was drafted I didn't know where Palm Beach is and when I asked Inwas told it was near Miami. WHICH WAS A STRAIGHT UP LIE! Miami is two hours, I REPEAT TWO HOURS, from Palm Beach. I can't play a game and then drive two hours to go meet my celebrity friends and sponsors that I signed deals with thinking they would he near by. I bought a house in Miami that now I have to fight two hours worth of traffic to just to get to games that I know we are going to lose. The Palm Beach Solar Bears should be renamed the Northern South Florida Solar Bears that way future stars do not fall for the same trap I did. Also did you know hurricanes hit Florida? I didn't. They never put flood insurance in my contract. They never put wind damage in my contract. Dorian was more important to Palm Beach than anything the Solar Bears have ever done. They should be the PB Hurricanes but then people would get them confused with a good team. So after my tragic 10 weeks I want out. I want out now. Palm Beach is nothing but liars and they don't care about protecting their players. I bet San Antonio doesn't have to deal with hurricanes. Send me to San Antonio atleast they actually have a real city near the stadium.

[hihihi_62]

The Portland Pythons? Ugh. I'm so done with this team. Sure they have a great offence and an elite defense but if I have to listen to the GM, SabaDonutMan, tell me one more time that he won an Ultimini I'm going to absolutely snap my crayons. I need out of here and here's how I'm going to do it. I'll start by showing up to practice in a ballerina outfit. Sure, my legs look great in this outfit but the team management will surely think I've gone crazy. Wait...that didn't work? Saba actually liked the look of me in a too-too? Onto plan B! This time I'm going to erase Saba's TPE Claim thread. When he demands to know who did it I will gladly fess up...no way he can keep me after deleting all his hard work! ... Wait. You're telling me that he wanted a fresh start over anyways? And this time as a DB because Receivers suck? Fine. Onto my final plan. Saba LOVES White Castle. I'm going to tell him I'm going to White Castle and offer to bring him back whatever he wants. I'll actually return with McDonalds. No way he keeps me on the team after that. HELLO KANSAS CITY

[Mooty99]

I am crazy you say, well I would have to be crazy to leave my beloved Copperheads but I will play along. The first thing I would do is move to the airport, I want to leave right? So that is the best to do that is via the airport, I would then refuse to leave, I would barricade myself in the sunglasses hut or even better the sushi bar and when people tried to remove me I would throw Sashimi at them. Once security get involved I would try and make a break for it screaming my head off as I tear through the terminal with security on my tail. I am fast but I will eventually make a wrong turn and accidentally run the wrong way up one of those horizontal escalator things. While I am being dragged away I will be screaming that I demand a trade to the Ulaanbaatar Blander Hitters or the Leichtenstein Fanny Packs. When I am being interviewed by the police I will confess to them the real reason behind my trade demands, the Copperheads are a secretly run by blood sucking alien lizards, and they plan to take over the NSFL. Unfortunately my actions don't get me a trade, they just get me sectioned, damn alien lizards have won!

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[Huskies311]

By far the easiest way to force my way out of Baltimore is to just start doing genuinely illegal things in the locker room and on the field. You think doing steroids is bad? Just wait til I start manufacturing so much of that stuff out of the locker room Walter White would be proud. Is that a jug of Gatorade for practice? Wrong, it’s a jug of Leaf-cola I just spiked with rum. Annoying reporter asking questions about why I’m illegally manufacturing drugs in front of everyone? RKO’d through the table.

Just picture what sort of bind Hawk management will be in when I start walking through the parking lot before games, stealing everything from tailgaters? AB’s racial slurs will look like a tea party every time Doug or nunc steps out onto the field. After my failed murder charges back in college, nothing really fazes him when it comes to the law. Illegally wiretapping the coach and sharing it on social media? The coach will go to jail. That reporter recovering from the RKO earlier? He owes ME money. And the only thing that will stop this is when I’m cut, in which I immediately announce my signing to the reigning champs (no collusion btw).

[br0_0ker]

I can't imagine I would ever want to leave Baltimore since they have the absolute best locker room culture, but if for some reason I wanted out, it would be a pretty simple task to accomplish. First, I would position switch to like a Kicker or Punter or something useless, so that my absence would have the maximum immediate impact to their skill positions and I wouldn't need to wait for any contract or processing approval before I got the boot. Then, I would redistribute all of my TPE to attributes that do not help with kicking, so like blocking and throwing. Secondly, I would begin my own line of men's schlong holders, sorta like yoga pants but for men and it would clearly outline your junk. But not the actual, in-real-life version of your junk, no this would be like an accentuated, idealistic version of your junk, it just outlines like the base or something, but you'd have this snake-like apparatus hanging from your crotch down to your ankle (to disguise for the shorty-schlongers, gotta look out). I'd wear it all the time, and to press conferences. Eventually y'all would get sick of that, or maybe not. If those things don't work, I'd have consensual relations with our GM's wife/husband/SO and post the video to social media. If for some reason this was not good enough to get canned, I really don't know what I'd do. Probably just retire.

[run_CMC]

If Ashley Owens ever badly wanted off of a team, and went full diva in the process, there’d be 2 different ways it might go down.

Option 1: Ashley would begin to complain about his touches per game. Will he do that anyways eventually? Probably. But I mean REALLY complain. First he’d demand to be both the primary receiver and the starting running back in formations without a slot receiver. He’d then point to the very first NSFL game of his career and say “if I got 10 receptions in my first ever game, I should be getting at least that many every week” and would hold out if not achieved (and it wouldn’t be).

Option 2: the silent treatment. Owens would get pissed, yell at the head coach and GM, and leave practice. Then they’d eventually try to contact him of course. The problem? Ashley would block their numbers, emails, and without telling anybody, fly and drive back to his home in fairly remote Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin, where he’d stay with his parents or one of his two older siblings for a while until the team released him because they literally don’t know where he is. If they found him he just wouldn’t answer the door.

Don’t fuck with Owens.

He’s petty

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