(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[SDCore]

Well if I wanted out completely, I'd just call my agent, Iam Slm, and tell him I want out. Rod Tidwell gets what he wants and if out is what Rod Tidwell wants, well then that's what Rod Tidwell gets.

Now if Rod Tidwell had to do something in order to get out, he demand everyone to show him the money. He might make little hints about how Rod Tidwell is an Arizona man, so you can't keep him down. Rod Tidwell, would never hurt his team, his family, or his life, because Rod Tidwell is all about that respect and the Kwan. You can't be a diva and still have the Kwan. The Kwan is a way of life for Rod Tidwell, so if you don't have that, then you might as well not play this game of football.

You see Rod Tidwell, is more direct them some of the other people who play this game. He knows what he wants and goes out and gets it. Rod Tidwell doesn't do things, because he might be in a situation he doesn't like or wants something else. Rod Tidwell is for the working man. Rod Tidwell, would never be called a Diva. That is just not something Rod Tidwell is.

[MaxGnarland]

Quentin Sinclair has recently demonstrated his frustration with the Colorado Yeti after they refused to restock the locker room with his favorite juice boxes. On Friday the Yeti grounds crew arrived to a sporked field which spelled out "No juice no play". Yeti officials checked security tapes recorded the night before which revealed the perpetrator was a figure with similar stature to Sinclair. Yeti officials confronted Sinclair before practice to get his side of the story but all Sinclair would say was "I don't even use sporks, I only use spoons" despite him posting a picture on Instagram holding a receipt from costco listing 3 industrial sized boxes of sporks among other purchases from the night before. After the plastic eating utensils were cleared from the field practice resumed with Sinclair holding himself out. 5 minutes later Sinclair was seen having a heated conversation with the Yeti's defensive backs coach on the sideline where he allegedly said "You can't mess with me. I'm the franchise. You don't mess with the franchise's juice." Sinclair was then escorted off the field and returned to the locker room where he started an Instagram livestream and urged fans to contact the Yeti front office and demand a restock of juice boxes. Sinclair was not available to comment on these events but we will keep you updated as we receive more information.

[JBLAZE_THE_BOSS]

PBE CWc

[dizzyDC]

Even though Austin has increased it's win percentage from LITERALLY ZERO last season, it's time for me to get the fuck out of here. I know for a fact that I would be signed within minutes of me being released from the team. I'm too damn talented to be working in these conditions. The first thing that I would do is take to social media... facebook, twitter, instagram, snapchat... fuck it, if it exists I'm gonna have an account and I'm gonna be putting the city of Austin, fans of the team, the GM, my teammates all on blast. Just make it so not a single person within 100 mile radius of the city of Austin even remotely likes me. The next thing I will do is go take a shit on the desk of the general manager. I'll be sure to put a card or something next to it that says "your's truly, Chase Jensen" just to make sure they know it was me. The final step to this process is to just stop showing up to games. Like, I won't even be on the sidelines. I will just stay home every damn game day. Fine me, I don't give a shit. If I just have to wait out my contract I will and then go sign with a contender. Like I said, I'm damn good at what I do and I deserve to be playing on a team that is going somewhere even if it means that I have to be the bad guy in the situation.

[SouljaBoy2007]

I mean, I don't think I'd need to do too much to get out of AZ if I wanted. I could just ask nicely and I'm sure Victoria would find a place for me to go. If I was to go the diva route, here's what I would do. First, I'm giving wrong trivia answers every week, but make them sound right so that my teammates don't get TPE. Second, I am writing tons of media dropping subliminal disses at the Outlaws, if I don't want to be there, they're gonna know it, but I won't tell them directly because that's way too sane of me. After that, I would start talking to other GMs in secret, seeing if they'd inquire about a trade. If they say yes, then I can be free, if they say no the final step of my plan commences. I retire from the league, recreate and become a late joiner to the anti-fascist revolution. I know retiring might be cheating but if I want out I want out. If I can't retire then I will just leave the state of Arizona. I don't know where I'll go but it will be somewhere. Once I leave, I will quit playing in the NSFL and become a professional Roblox Football League player.

[Nokazoa]

What kind of things would I do as a Diva? Well, Austin would never consider himself a Diva, but he can get a tad ornery at times. Now one thing Austin would do if he wanted out, would be to make the PR staff's job an ever living nightmare. Lots of passive aggressive tweets about the ineptitude of the coaching staff. Demanding that the club spring for more hotrocks during his hot stone massage. He definitely would insist that the coaching staff call him the Salt and Pepper Head Man, and stop answering to Austin, McCormick, or a combination of the two. Now, he wouldn't be missing any practices or games, because then they get off too easy. You gotta let them now how unhappy you are. Austin's talent is there. He knows it, they know it, the fans know it. So Austin has to just refuse to catch every third ball in practice, and occasionally run into the sidelines knocking over a few people in the process. Also you gotta make some vague social media posts. Maybe about politics, maybe about the earth being flat, who knows? If you can also start beef with some nobody celebrity, like a local radio commentator or a youtuber, that's a good step for sure.

[moonlight]

PBE Championship Week PT

[timeconsumer]

If Cooter was trying to get off his team there's one surefire way he knows would be the best option to get booted out immediately. And thankfully this is something Cooter is very good at doing and has been doing for a large part of his career. Cooter would bang the GMs wife. If the GM doesn't have a wife he will settle for sister, mother, daughter, grandmother, whatever he has to work with he can make it happen. You see Cooter is well known for his antics in the bedroom and often is caught doing the dirty with the wives of other players on other teams, but for him to go after his own GMs wife would be a bit of a new adventure for him. Of course for it to work well you gotta find a way to make it semi public too. Make a video and share it with some of the other players on the team. Post pictures of her in the locker room, these kinds of things are always options but it is a bit harmful to the woman involved. Rather Cooter's idea would be to make sure the GM walked in on them in the act and hopefully have a buddy there with him, Cooter doesn't mind sharing, so that they can have a witness as well to the situation and be sure to get them both kicked off as soon as possible so the GM can do his best to keep the whole situation under wraps.

[tlk742]

pbe

[ven_knight]

First off, if something comes up that makes me think of getting out of the Outlaws, I would not want to leave a great organization like Arizona on negative terms. I probably just do the best to explain my situation to my GM and ask politely for trade.

With this said, there's a possibility in one alternative timeline that Lucas Knight goes full on diva by becoming the worst teammate ever. That means insulting the other DBs during training, games and on twitter for the lack of effort or just because he felt like it; and if that's not enough he’ll go Jared Leto’s crazy levels by leaving used underwear or dead animals on his teammates’ lockers. Then, he proceeds to screw up his assignments and blame the other corner/safety for it, as well as pretend an injury once in a while, just to piss off the defensive coordinator.

The icing on the cake would be quitting on his team by halftime of one must win game and make the act of disappearance by dumping his phone on whichever dumpster he finds outside of the stadium. Certainly that would mean the end of his career with Arizona. In addition, to make things even worse, he would post an article in which he directly taunts the GM for his apparent lack of good team management and demands to be traded or cut; else, he threatens to retire, recreate again as a corner and do everything possible to play with the Otters.