Wolfie moves to a farm upstate

infinitempg · 11-07-2020, 03:17 PM

At the end of this season, Wolfie McDummy will have fetched his last football as part of the International Simulation Football League. His career was a mix of up and downs, but he finishes with the following accolades:

S22 Ultimus Champion
S24 Most Valuable Player
S24 QBotY
S19 Performance of the Year
S24 Offensive Performance of the Year
#4 All Time Completions
#5 All Time Passing Yards
#9 All Time Passing Touchdowns
#2 All Time QB Rushing Yards
#3 All Time QB Rushing Touchdowns
T-#1 All Time Pick Sixes
#9 Season Completion Percentage
#1 Colorado Yeti Career Passing Yards
#1 Colorado Yeti Career Completions
#1 Colorado Yeti Career Passing Touchdowns

Wolfie's last season with the Yeti will go down as one of his best, helping lead the team to the top overall seed in the playoffs and an MVP caliber season. Here's hoping it ends with an Ultimus title as well.

It probably won't be good enough for the ISFL Hall of Fame, but Wolfie goes out as the best boy in our hearts.

Wolfie will move upstate to a nice farm after his career is over, to play fetch with his friends and not worry about getting yelled at for throwing the ball to the wrong color anymore. There will be many butterflies and squirrels for him to chase, shoes to be chewed, and sofas to lay on.

Obligatory thanks to @dropbear, @Bwestfield, @Frick_Nasty, @woelkers, and all the Yeti who I've shared this career with.

It's been a blast.

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