*Hondo/HEOB Preseason Presser

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Actual Presser here: Presser

But for now whatever, I'll use this space to make something up too.


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Hondo, you're usually in the media spotlight, especially in the preseason. Why have you been so quiet lately?

You know man, just cause I'm not talking to you doesn't mean I'm not still talking you know. Get your eyes checked, get your ears checked I been here the whole time and we just won another Ultimini so don't tell me I'm not doing shit.

I didn't mean to s-

NEXT...QUESTION!





Achilles, it seems like you didn't really improve much in the last season despite being a DSFL veteran. What have you don't this off-season to get ready for the step up to the NSFL?

What the fuck is wrong with y'all today? We just won another championship, isn't that enough. If it's not broken don't fix it.





If you look at the Luchadores rushing numbers it doesn't seem like your presence as a fullback made a significant difference there. Do you actually think a blocking fullback can make an impact in the NSFL?

As long as I get paid I don't give a shit. I'll be out there doing whatever they ask me to do with all my effort. Whatever happens, happens.





The Liberty have been at the bottom of the league for a few seasons now, but have had some stellar draft classes recently. Do you think the team makes a big step this season?

Yes

Is that all you have to say on the subject?

I'm sorry is there more that I needed to say to answer that question? Next!





What is your favorite toothpaste?

I don't have real teeth anymore. They were too expensive to deal with. I had all my teeth extracted and now exclusively use dentures.

Wait for real?

No just fucking with you, ya dumbass. But I don't use toothpaste, I use a uv laser to clean my teeth. Much more efficient.

Wait, ok wait is that for real?

No..just....no. why do you care so damn much about my teeth dude? Last question.






What is your goal for this season?

Finish the 5 pound Philly challenge at Jake's sandwich board. I've been prepping all season.

Thanks for all the questions. They all sucked but hey whatever that's on you.

[PDXBaller]

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