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*Lavelle contemplates retirement presser - White Cornerback - 09-24-2018
Following San Jose's 42-20 week 10 slaughtering of Yellowknife, Dermot Lavelle has called an impromptu post match press conference.
Lavelle takes the podium, clears his throat before shuffling through his pockets to reveal an A4 page.
"I've been thinking about retirement for a while now, especially heading into my tenth season or 9th official season for the eagle eyed of you. This particularly hit home tonight when at half time I felt that my body wasn't where it needed to be most of the time and I felt particularly lost on the field. I wanted to throw it in at half time, walk off the pitch and call it quits."
Now that I've had time to make my thoughts clear to the press, I am opening the floor to questions.
*Lavelle contemplates retirement presser - DeathOnReddit - 09-24-2018
Stop copying me
*Lavelle contemplates retirement presser - Zoone16 - 09-24-2018
Weak.
*Lavelle contemplates retirement presser - Daybe - 09-24-2018
is it the mediocrity or the creaky knees?
*Lavelle contemplates retirement presser - ADwyer87 - 09-24-2018
when will you stop contemplating and just commit, ya pansy?
*Lavelle contemplates retirement presser - speculadora - 09-24-2018
why didn't you consider this sooner?
*Lavelle contemplates retirement presser - Daybe - 09-24-2018
When you shit your pants on the sideline against SJS were you embarrassed?
*Lavelle contemplates retirement presser - Daybe - 09-24-2018
When did you realize you were simply an overrated product of the YKW system?
*Lavelle contemplates retirement presser - speculadora - 09-24-2018
do you think that announcing your retirement will make you as good as Marc Spector after he announced his?
*Lavelle contemplates retirement presser - Daybe - 09-24-2018
Do you realize a 253 year old white president has more picks than you?