(02-11-2020, 04:19 AM)BaconBrother Wrote:I expected something more brutal for Yellowknife, I know you can do better Adam

(02-10-2020, 04:10 AM)AdamS Wrote:
Chicago Butchers
What can even be said about the Butchers that hasn't already? Oh, I know. "I can't wait to be drafted by the Butchers!". A team so cursed that the worst Werewolf strategist of all time feels like an appropriate addition to management. At least you're interesting I guess. There's rarely a dull Chicago game. Usually for the wrong reasons but still. Your point totals could be a drinking game where everyone dies from alcohol poisoning. Most of the team is about to regress. More than zero of the team is banned. Mostly the roster is just the castoffs from other teams and that one guy no one signed anyway. Congratulations. You're the ex we dial at 3AM of NSFL teams, Chicago. You've only existed for five seasons and people all over the league are calling for you to just end the brand entirely and do something else. It's not even fair to beat up on you at this point, so I'll end with a compliment. Trading away so many of your 1st round picks has proven to be a smart strategy and an improvement over the previous plan of wasting those picks on busts. Kudos.

(02-10-2020, 04:10 AM)AdamS Wrote:Colorado Yeti
Good news Yeti! Despite having to climb uphill the entire time, you're technically in first place in the NSFC. You've spent the entire seaosn proving you belong among the best teams in the league with both a solid offense and viable defense. So why do you have that sense of dread? Because you're the Yeti. And sure, Chicago exists now and it FEELS like maybe the two decades of horrific football you trotted out on the field are over. Maybe you're no longer the picture perfect example of what DDSPF is. Then again......one of the people making decisions for your team publicly loved how Chicago was run. And while we're at it.....that one supposedly good team that Baltimore actually beat? It was you. And your offense didn't score a single point.  But hey...these aren't REALLY issues to worry about right? That old Yeti is over. Why you just got a huge signature win on the road in Austin after all. The only team to beat them at home this year in fact. And it was you. And yeah, their kicker of the year candidate had to miss a field goal and you had to stop one of the most potent offenses in the league from scoring touchdowns from inside the 25. Twice. And you have a super average offense But I'm sure all these things are sustainable right? I'm sure you'll hold on to this home field, right? Right? And your terrible playoff history won't bite you in the ass too! And it's not like you lost ot the worst tema in the league by 14 points or anyhting. No, that would be terrible. It was actually 24. Not to mention your star acquisition RB's numbers aren't living up to the contract so this could be your only shot. Your best season in many many years has you on the edge of a cliff, still barely hanging with the top teams, and unsure about your future. Good luck. 

(02-15-2020, 10:38 AM)run_CMC Wrote:This was brutal and I love it
They managed to hold on to me tho :eyes:

(02-15-2020, 07:19 PM)AdamS Wrote:You also chose the worst team in the SEC.