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(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization - ItsJustBarry - 08-04-2017
So, Since I have not yet been acquired by a franchise yet, I am just renting a locker at my local YMCA. When you peer in, the first thing you will likely notice if my Holy Bible with the tattered binding because through God, all things are possible so write that down. Next, you may see usually expansive supply of All-Sport. With its daily value of vitamin C, B12, and two times the potassium, nothing quenches my thirst and replenishes my body after a hard workout like a cold, refreshing All-Sport. (Sponsors, my agent is waiting by to take your calls). Also in my locker, you find a picture of my mother. Without her, I wouldn’t be where I am today. She is the source of my excellent work ethic and the reason for my relentless perseverance. If you look to the bottom, you may notice my tattered cleats and gloves. I have been diligent in my savings and I am hoping to replace them soon, but the price tags on that pro level gear is no joke. My mother tried to purchase the bargain gear for me when I declared but I told her she has worked hard enough for me. Its time I start taking care of her. Last, you will find at least a half bag of gummi bears and probably a dozen or more empty bags discarded in the bottom. Nothing gets me more pumped than some gummi bears.
(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization - Bzerkap - 08-04-2017
What’s my locker look like? Well, I would say it’s pretty Spartan. I’ve got my street clothes, my uniform and pads, all nicely done up by the training staff, and my helmet sits up top. What more do you want? It’s a locker, it’s where I keep the stuff I need for games and practice. I really don’t see why you’re interviewing me for this, the way more interesting piece is what my locker is made of.
You see, I’ve got a thing for wood, and before you guys jump all over me, No Homo ©. No Homo is a copyrighted phrase by Grab ‘Em By The Pussy LLC, a subsidiary of Trump Athletics. Trump Athletics has given express written consent for use of the phrase in this interview.
So this wood I’ve got you might have noticed a nice pinkish hue to it that I’ve polished to a high shine. The scientists call it Berchemia zeyheri, I believe the locals call it umgoloty, but I like to call it my Cosmopolitan Copse, No Homo ©. Trump Athletics supports alliteration, they have the best alliteration, the best.
Anyway, I get the wood from a sustainably grown, locally empowering grove in South Africa, I probably spent my whole rookie salary on it. Story has it that this wood was only allowed to be used by royalty prior to the 19th century, so I think that says all you need to know about me. I want my locker to be the best, just like I’m the best out on the field. I don’t need anything but the extremely dense and hard wood, No Homo ©, of that locker to remind me of the commitment needed to succeed.
(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization - Durden - 08-04-2017
My locker room consists of things that help me get through my pre game ritual and get me focused on the game.
The first thing in my locker is my old Tamagotchi. I love keeping that dumb thing alive. Even when it gets all pissy, I take care of that thing. It gets me focused on the little things and makes me slow down.
The next thing is my little statue of Jobu. He speaks to me and gives me confidence to find the holes in the opposing team's mind and spirit, which allows me to manipulate that physically.
The third thing in my locker is a whoopee cushion. I found it accidentally in my stall when I first came to San Jose. I don't know why it was there but I'm assuming someone just wanted to leave me a nice welcoming gift. I kept it as a memory of my first day in the locker room. Really, I just haven't taken it home.
And the last thing in my locker is my anabolic steroid and fresh needles. Wait... those are illegal? WHAT THE HELL @RainDelay, I thought you said they'd keep me awake during games!? ... Now I've gotta dump all this. Jesus RD...
(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization - Merica - 08-04-2017
Item Number One: Trump Athletics Josh Bercovici "The Gunslinger" Poster
- yes Josh has his very own poster of himself front and center in his locker. The proud member of Trump Athletics is also required by contract to show display Trump Athletics memorabilia.
Item Number Two: Empty Jack Daniels Bottles
- we aren't sure if these bottles are emptied before games, or if they are consumed afterwards to help deal with the pain from all the hits he takes every game. Either way, it's fairly clear Josh is an alcoholic and doesn't give a fuck if you know or not.
Item Number Three: Escort Calling Cards
- yes, this is Vegas and Josh has several escort services calling cards pinned on his locker walls. "Sometimes I get lazy and don't feel like going out and playing the game, but I still need that cooter, so i just pay for it and easy peezy."
Item Number Four: Vicadin Pain Killers
- likely washed down with Jack Daniels. Someone get this guy an offensive line.
Item Number Five: A picture of Orlando Pace
- clearly a signal to Legion management that he needs some gotdamn offensive line protection, because at this rate their massive investment in Josh isn't gonna work out when he can barely walk. Hopefully they take notice and bring him a stud to watch his back.
(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization - Jbearly - 08-04-2017
Adamle Tomlinson has a sophisticated locker room with only the (j)bare necessities. Including a gallon of ice cream for his rough games, a picture of his cats to show him life's worth living. A signed football from the man who gave him his first hug, Chris Orosz. There is nothing more sacred to a football player than their locker, it's where they prepare for war or where they spend time after a hard fought battle. Maybe to outsiders it is a joke but any one who has ever played an actual game knows how real it is. His locker is the one at the very inside corner as the Otters locker room is basically shaped like an L. It's very annoying for him but he takes what he can get, his sacrifices rub off on others. His team mates have started keeping a sack counter above his locker, its updated whenever hes lucky enough to give whatever qb a big hug. He has taken the Reigns from jj Reigns as leader of the defense as he is one of the highest tpe members in the entire group. Having been there from day one. His talent levels reach every part of the team as Tomlinson prepares his team for an ultimus cup winning season
(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization - adam2552 - 08-04-2017
Whenever you walk into the Philadelphia Liberty’s locker room there is always a crowd near Paul DiMirio’s locker. The team is usually over there talking about the game plan and going over film to prepare for their next opponent. What you don’t see is people gathered around Lincoln Jefferson’s locker. The thing is a shrine to sports GMs. You can’t miss the pictures of Oakland Athletics GM Billy Beane and Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey. There is also a life size Fathead of Chicago Cubs team president, Theo Epstein. However, even with all these great sports general managers, there is one that cannot be missed. The GOAT of general managers, the savior of the Sixers, Sam Hinkie. There must be over 100 photos of Sam Hinkie plastered all over the locker. It’s creepy. In addition to those, there are #TTP and “Trust the Process” quotes everywhere. I think there is even an “He Died For Our Sins…” one that makes Hinkie look like Jesus. It is clear that Lincoln Jefferson one day plans to be a GM. He idolizes them more than players. Perhaps when his playing career is over he will find a front office job within the Philadelphia Liberty organization.
(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization - okonkwoco - 08-04-2017
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(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization - JR95 - 08-04-2017
Players spend a lot of time in the dressing room. weather it be before practice or games, after victories or defeats. There's a lot that goes on there and teams put a lot of effort into making locker rooms a nice, pleasant place to be for the players. Here in Colorado we have a gorgeous bronze rendition of our logo in the middle of the ceiling. The walls and carpet don our team colors and there are motivational quotes plastered over the 3 walls with stalls. Above the entrance on the 4th wall hangs our team awards. There is a lot of room to add to it and we have the people to do it. Speaking of, that brings us to the most important part of our locker room: the people in it. We have a bunch of talented football players but we also have some great personalities. Everyone from the veterans to the rookies are involved in the conversations and it really feels like a family. It was easy to see from the very beginning that we had a lot of chemistry. We had a rough first game and we stuck together in that locker room and turned things around so far. Hopefully by the end of the season we'll be able to add the ultimate decoration to the locker room.
(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization - Jogn - 08-04-2017
Like many linemen, Jogn Floggity is known in the Yellowknife locker room as a prolific snacker. Going from an upbringing in Lousiana, and spending 4 years in Hawaii, has lead the interior lineman to an expectation that isn't able to be fulfilled by local diners and restauarents.
"I swear to God he has a whole kitchen set up in his locker. One we were coming back from a workout and I thought I smelled soup. Shouldn't have brought it up - Jogn rips open his locker, there's a full pot of gumbo in there on a camp stove. Then he started ranting for half an hour about why thickened soup should be punishable by death. He had a projector in there! With a powerpoint presentation!" an anonymous source told CBC North. "At first I was just sticking around out of politeness, but I got a taste of it afterwards, and that was some good soup. Still, no wonder half the team has requested to have him move his locker away. I think he's at the end with Zobot now?"
It's not all jambalaya and boudin stinking up the end of the row at Burial Field - Jogn has taken to snacking on muktuk - diced, breaded, whale blubber deep fried. "Don't hate it till you try it. Keeps me warm in the winter, and I've only gained 50 pounds in my time here"
(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization - Aenir - 08-04-2017
In Chris Orosz' Football locker other than the normal football equipment, he likes to include such things as:
A portable console for those times when he is really really bored, such as when he is on road trips, or when the opposing offense is on the field. Another thing he has in his locker is basically a miniature library with around 20 books in it that constantly change as he keeps reading! Things like Fantasy, or Sci-Fi, but as of late Chris has been reading history books, with a special focus on the Civil War. Chris also has a couple of bags of candy and snacks, a bicycle pump (for some reason) a false back to the locker, and behind that a whole 5000 point 40k Army, fully painted (Dark Angels if you are interested in knowing which) with another 2500-3000 points in various states of assembly and painted status.
Inside a locked safe on the floor of his locker is the normal stuff, wallet, ID, Nuclear Football codes, and a bottle of Booze for those rough games or cold Yellowknife nights. All in all, some nerd stuff, but nothing too out of the ordinary here... I mean he also has a shrine to Jobu to help him hit Curveballs, but that's not important in this sport's context
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