(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization

[Admin]

What have you got in your locker other than your gear?

Requirements

Written: Must include 200 words. Describe what you've got in your locker other than the normal football gear.

Or

Graphic: Post a picture of your player's stall, with at least 5 personal items photoshopped in.

Payout

Full Payout = 3 TPE

Do not claim this TPE until a post is made in the claim thread.

Deadline
Saturday, Aug. 5th, 11:59 PM PST

[ElMachoNacho]

As any athlete knows, a player's locker is more than a place where he keeps his equipment. It's a holy place of secrets that allow you to place anything inside and have utmost confidence that it will be safe, protected by the unwritten rule of teammates. The first of the things that I keep in my locker is a small paper, taped to the door, with the names of every single running back taken above me in this year's draft. I use it as motivation, as fuel to fire me up to play with a chip on my shoulder. The second is a can of air freshener, mostly because my locker is smack dab in the middle of @jordan327 's and @Muford 's locker, so the air freshener is a necessity in order to survive more than a minute. The third thing is just a small container with um....lets just say some recreational California style herbs. Nothing performance enhancing though, and sometimes after practice it helps with aches and pains, but let's not let the commish or his lackeys know now alright? Lastly, but certainly not least, the most important, absolutely essential thing I have in my locker is the large box of Magnum ultra sized condoms. The life of an NSFL player is a bountiful one, and a bootyful one as well, so I indulge in a couple of the San Jose locals after practices or maybe even right before practice. After games, I'm sure there are going to be some groupies waiting on @TheRealBK, and I'm confident that I could take at least one from him, as a matter of fact I think I could pull all of them. The box is essential, and if anything happened to it, I'd be truly hurt and truly scared.


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[Bertiswho]

What don't I have in my locker? First of all I got to have atleast two deodorants. Kicking ass on the field is no easy job and I work up quite a sweat. A picture of my dog Paul, A German Shepard who likes tacos, squeaky toys and occasionally running into the wall..hes partially blind. My lucky shrunken head. I got it on a trip abroad in college and ever since everything has gone my way. Two packs of sugar free trident watermelon gum. Brand new issue, every month, of football monthly. Because I just love see how awesome I am and how everyone loves me. Seriously though, I just like the articles. One omega fireball yo-yo, because who doesn't like busting out an Eiffel tower after practice to relieve some stress. One set of camping silverware, because these mutherfuckers around here are nasty. Two of my own personal towels because again, these mutherfuckers are nasty. And last but not least a picture of my wife and 3 children. Too whom which I owe everything I have......Just kidding it's me they should be thanking, but seriously I love them. Oh I almost forgot there is one more thing in my locker, that more than anything, helped me to get where I am today.

227 words.

[kckolbe]

The moment the door creaks open, the first thing that would catch one’s eye is a gray t-shirt with the “Failadelphia” logo gifted to Cushing by the man who uses the locker next to him, Matt James. On the inside of the locker, behind his hanging jersey, a list is taped to the back wall. On that list, twelve names are written. They aren’t the twelve people drafted before him in the Season Two draft, though that is an interesting coincidence. Instead, they are the twelve linebackers graded above him at beginning of season evaluations.

At the top of the list sit two unlikely candidates: Lindarius Shelton and Reginald Hampshireton. Both performed very capably last season, but Cushing has made it clear he expects to be seen as the top linebacker on the team.

After that duo sit five very obvious candidates: Jonathan Saint, Wyatt Fulton, Jaylon Lee, Ian Bavitz and Stephen Harrison. Any one of the five would be an ideal middle linebacker on any team, all but impossible to escape from when they come after for a tackle, and all set on getting behind the line of scrimmage and stopping that run, or simply destroying the quarterback if he was foolish enough to hang on to the ball.

After them is Luke Tiernan, the former running back who decided to use his speed and strength to instead go after every other runner. Along with Saint and Fulton, he rounds out the most efficient run-stopping defense in the league.

Next is Tyler Varga, a former defensive end who converted to linebacker, now one of the most feared rushers in the league. His mechanics still need work, but with his ability to bring down blockers, nothing will get in his way.

Franklin Harris, easily the fastest in the league at the position, looking to improve on the 12 sacks he had in Season One.

At the bottom of the list, after a small space, are two more names, Harrif Ernston and A.C. Hackett. The two linebackers were, according to Cushing, a source of inspiration for the then U of H sophomore when he was converting to linebacker, with Ernston being closer to a traditional linebacker and Hackett more like a safety. Their names being at the bottom and the space between those two and the rest of the list show they are the last ones he will try to outperform, but to be the best, you have to beat EVERYONE.

@Valtookan @Deusolis

[Sanctus]

@Jiggly_333

[Stormblessed]

What is in Stormblessed’s locker? That depends on the day – depends on the matchup. Legend has spread amongst the league insiders like the green fire of King’s Landing about the contents of Stormblessed’s locker.

They say that Stormblessed has an incredibly elaborate voodoo chamber that he makes sacrifices to before games and at halftimes. He has collected personal items from each of the top secondary players in the league as a tribute to the great football overlord, Odium. He allegedly has panties from Ryan Flock’s wife, panties from Phil Carter’s wife, panties from Lincoln Jefferson’s husband – it’s mostly panties.

There are several other non-panty items. He has the high-school poetry from Anthony Petrakis, the brake lines from Dermot Lavelle’s car, the leash and collar from Darnell Turner’s prized chihuahua – the list goes on and on. Of course, this has never been substantiated by “evidence” but it can’t be a coincidence that Stormblessed repeatedly, constantly and savagely torches each of these players on the field.

Stormblessed also has a copy of the drug testing schedule he stole from league servers. You know what they say: preparation multiplied by opportunity equals success – Stormblessed is a walking, talking example of going the extra mile to reach new heights. Just take one look inside his locker.

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[theFlock]

Walking into the Arizona Outlaw locker room you'll surely notice a few things before you even look at lockers. First off, its like an igloo in the locker room due to the constant high temperature in Arizona. Then there are two heavily damaged, and poorly mended, punching bags with a Durden jersey and Stormblessed jersey. We won't go into much detail on those, as they aren't that important anyway.

I'll give the other Outlaws a chance to describe their locker, while I'll tell you what I have in mine. Next to my BBB practice cleats, are my BBB flip flops, followed by my BBB ZO2 that are signed in Red by Lonzo himself. I keep all my clothes neat in the drawers so I don't have too much hanging, but I do hang a picture of Stormblessed's Mother right next to my helmet, because shes always on my mind. She's such a sweet lady, and her breakfast is to die for. Nothing I like more than waking up to the smell of a homecooked breakfast in bed. I'm lucky in still a bachelor! (i don't know whos panties Stormblessed has, because I'm not married. but I heard Jayce Tuck is missing a cheetah print thong.. ).

Other than that I carry a tablet for gaming and game film, and my adidas soccer ball that I carry around. Me and Ronaldo normally hit the fields down the street for some late night footy against the locals. They usually have no clue who we are, so its always nice to sneak in a few games before somebody recognizes us.

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274 words

[Roshambo]

Just a few of my favorite things

[4D Chess]

There are a couple things that are a must in my locker room, first and foremost is my headphones. Nothing special about them, just the normal set you get when you order your new phone. That way I can plug in and listen to music before the game, the variety of shit I listen to is insane and it can vary from blues music to European dance depending on what I'm feeling. Second most important thing in the locker would be the photo of me when I was a kid, my very first football team: the Flint Wolves. I'm about 7 years old in the pic, sitting on a field with dead, brown grass and a big ass grin on my face. It reminds me of where I came from, a broke town in the middle of the Great Recession but more importantly it reminds me of what's remained constant throughout this life I've lived: the love of football. When I look at that young photo of me the first thing I notice is how happy I am to be there. Now, I make millions of dollars playing the game I love, but for that to happen there was all of those miserable 2-a-days in the middle of Michigan, there was the end of season games in -10 degree weather where it felt like your feet would break every time you hit the cold, rigid turf. I've always been a simple man, give me my music and my memories and maybe a book of poetry and I'll get my mind right before the game. Motivation has never been an issue for me, you don't need to be motivated to do what matters to you, and this game has always mattered to me.

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[Dangles13]

My locker is full of the shit I need to motivate me on gameday. First and foremost I have my Hit List and I read that shit front to back and visualize accomplishing each and every task on the list. If I am playing someone on the list I get fucking hyped and I replay me destroying them over and over until I can practically feel victory. Next up we have my iPod full of my favourite pump songs which is really just a lot of DMX, I always listen to X Gonna Give it to ya right before I leave for the field. This might seem ridiculous but I keep a list of the other teams players close to milestones in my locker, this is something that has gotten me a few extra stats near the end of the season before. A TE needs one more touchdown to get to 50? I'm gonna jump his route as often as I can. A WR needs yards to get a big bonus then you can damn sure bet your ass I will be looking to take his fucking head off. The last thing in my locker is by far the most the most important. I have a picture of my family, my father and my two brothers. They are the reason I am here, they gave me support and got me here and I want to make them proud.