*ISFL and DSFL Renaming: Anagram Edition - dogwoodmaple - 09-29-2020
What if each of the ISFL and DSFL teams were renamed...using anagrams of their preexisting locations and mascots?
Let's find out!
Ālīās Safari Hosts (Sarasota Sailfish)
- Named after the city of Ālīās, Iran. Also known as Qahremanabad.
- Location - Ālīās, Iran
- Logo - Football player in safari gear driving a tour bus
- Colors - Tan, tan, and more tan.
Antechamber Celery Cubs (Myrtle Beach Buccaneers)
- Named after Antechamber Bay, South Australia
- Location - Kangaroo Island, Australia
- Logo - A small koala holding a stalk of celery.
- Colors - Grey and green
Aria Zoo Walnuts (Arizona Outlaws)
- Named after Aria Resort and Casino
- Location - Las Vegas, Nevada
- Logo - Anthropomorphized walnuts inside a zoo cage
- Colors - Brown and gold
Bracken Risky Wolves (New York Silverbacks)
- Named after Bracken Cave, Texas
- Location - San Antonio, Texas
- Logo - A suspicious looking wolf sporting a half-grin.
- Colors - Silver and red
Čab Girth Couches (Chicago Butchers)
- Named after Čab, Slovakia
- Location - Čab, Slovakia
- Logo - A large couch covered in human skin and hair.
- Colors - tan and light pink
Canteen Torso Yogurt (Orange County Otters)
- Named after Canteen Township, Illinois
- Location - Wasihngton Park, Illinois
- Logo - A zombie eating the torso of a human.
- Colors - Blood red and dark green
Card Jailhouse Tuna (Tijuana Luchadores)
- Named after Card Canyon, Utah
- Location - Logan, Utah
- Logo - A tuna wearing a striped jail uniform behind bars.
- Colors - Black and ocean blue
Cass Taser Banjoes (San Jose Sabercats)
- Named after Cass County, Michigan
- Location - Cassopolis, Michigan
- Logo - A banjo with an electric current shooting out of it
- Colors - Blue and gold
Don Trophy Plants (Portland Pythons)
- Named after Don, West Virginia
- Loation - Don, West Virginia
- Logo - An enormous leafy, green plant wrapped around a trophy.
- Colors - green and gold
Egin Custard Monkeys (Minnesota Grey Ducks)
- Named after Egin, Idaho
- Location - Egin, Idaho
- Logo - A small monkey covered in yellow custard.
- Colors: Brown and yellow
Glas Bald Droids (Dallas Birddogs)
- Named after Glasgow, Scotland
- Location - Glasgow, Scotland
- Logo - A robot with a metal body and a bald human head.
- Colors: Silver and tan
Lithe Yipped Hairball (Philadelphia Liberty)
- Named after Lithe programming language created in 1982 at the University of Washington
- Location - Seattle, Washington
- Logo - A small dog with a hairball
- Colors - green and black
Noonday Rolls (London Royals)
- Named after Noonday, Texas
- Location - Noonday, Texas
- Logo - A flying dinner roll with a cape.
- Colors - brown and red
Oaks Bile Warmth (Baltimore Hawks)- Named after Thousand Oaks, California
- Location - Thousand Oaks, California
- Logo - A gallbladder leaking bile, complete with heat lines.
- Colors - bile yellow and green
Ooh Halu Hula Ulna (Honolulu Hahalua)- Named after Halu, Iran
- Location - Halu, Iran
- Logo - A severed forearm hula-hooping.
- Colors - purple and light pink
Overlook Elf Swans (Norfolk Seawolves)- Named after Overlook Mountain, New York
- Location - Woodstock, New York
- Logo - A small swan with a human head and elf ears.
- Colors - white and green
Pierce Pasta Hounds (Austin Copperheads)- Named after Pierce County, Wisconsin
- Location - Ellsworth, Wisconsin
- Logo - A golden retriever with spaghetti and meatballs as its fur.
- Colors - red and yellow
Rota Dicey Loo (Colorado Yeti)- Named after Rota, Andalusia, Spain
- Location - Rota, Spain
- Logo - A porta-potty that looks especially....dicey
- Colors - brown and yellow
Send Firearm Ballerinas (Berlin Fire Salamanders)- Named after Send, England
- Location - Send, England
- Logo - A trio of fierce looking ballerinas wielding assault rifles.
- Colors - pink and dark grey
Slender Woolen Canines (New Orleans Second Line)- Named after Slender Branch River, North Carolina
- Location - Bladenboro, North Carolina
- Logo - A small dog with thick white wool as fur.
- Colors - black and white
Society Snaky Tacos (Kansas City Coyotes)- Named after Society Hill, South Carolina
- Location - Society Hill, South Carolina
- Logo - A hard shell taco with a smiling snake inside.
- Colors - yellow and green
Whiskey Latrine Fowl (Yellowknife Wraiths)- Named after Whiskey Creek, Florida
- Location - Whiskey Creek, Florida
- Logo - A bird standing in a toilet, covered in filth.
- Colors - blue and maroon
Hope you all enjoyed and let me know what you think of your new team name!
RE: ISFL and DSFL Renaming: Anagram Edition - SchwarzNarr - 09-29-2020
Okay this is absolutely hilarious, and I love everything about it. Overlook Elf Swans here we come!
RE: ISFL and DSFL Renaming: Anagram Edition - mithrandir - 09-29-2020
This is the funniest media article I have ever read in this league. Incredible! Did you use an unscrambler or figure these out on your own?
RE: ISFL and DSFL Renaming: Anagram Edition - run_CMC - 09-29-2020
All my homies love Send firearm ballerinas
RE: ISFL and DSFL Renaming: Anagram Edition - Asked Madden - 09-29-2020
Glas Bald Droids (Dallas Birddogs)
Named after Glasgow, Scotland
Location - Glasgow, Scotland
Logo - A robot with a metal body and a bald human head.
Colors: Silver and tan
Yes. @Kyamprac we're re-branding and re-locating.
Dogwood got that shit on lock.
RE: ISFL and DSFL Renaming: Anagram Edition - Opera_Phantom - 09-29-2020
Las Vegas baby!
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