*ISFL and DSFL Renaming: Anagram Edition

[dogwoodmaple]

What if each of the ISFL and DSFL teams were renamed...using anagrams of their preexisting locations and mascots?

Let's find out!

Ālīās Safari Hosts (Sarasota Sailfish)

• Named after the city of Ālīās, Iran.  Also known as Qahremanabad.
  
• Location - Ālīās, Iran
  
• Logo - Football player in safari gear driving a tour bus
  
• Colors - Tan, tan, and more tan.
  

Antechamber Celery Cubs (Myrtle Beach Buccaneers)

• Named after Antechamber Bay, South Australia
  
• Location - Kangaroo Island, Australia
  
• Logo - A small koala holding a stalk of celery.
  
• Colors - Grey and green
  

Aria Zoo Walnuts (Arizona Outlaws)

• Named after Aria Resort and Casino
  
• Location - Las Vegas, Nevada
  
• Logo - Anthropomorphized walnuts inside a zoo cage
  
• Colors - Brown and gold
  

Bracken Risky Wolves (New York Silverbacks)

• Named after Bracken Cave, Texas
  
• Location - San Antonio, Texas
  
• Logo - A suspicious looking wolf sporting a half-grin.
  
• Colors - Silver and red
  

Čab Girth Couches (Chicago Butchers)

• Named after Čab, Slovakia
  
• Location - Čab, Slovakia
  
• Logo - A large couch covered in human skin and hair.
  
• Colors - tan and light pink
  

Canteen Torso Yogurt (Orange County Otters)

• Named after Canteen Township, Illinois
  
• Location - Wasihngton Park, Illinois
  
• Logo - A zombie eating the torso of a human.
  
• Colors - Blood red and dark green
  

Card Jailhouse Tuna (Tijuana Luchadores)

• Named after Card Canyon, Utah
  
• Location - Logan, Utah
  
• Logo - A tuna wearing a striped jail uniform behind bars.
  
• Colors - Black and ocean blue
  

Cass Taser Banjoes (San Jose Sabercats)

• Named after Cass County, Michigan
  
• Location - Cassopolis, Michigan
  
• Logo - A banjo with an electric current shooting out of it
  
• Colors - Blue and gold
  

Don Trophy Plants (Portland Pythons)

• Named after Don, West Virginia
  
• Loation - Don, West Virginia
  
• Logo - An enormous leafy, green plant wrapped around a trophy.
  
• Colors - green and gold
  

Egin Custard Monkeys (Minnesota Grey Ducks)

• Named after Egin, Idaho
  
• Location - Egin, Idaho
  
• Logo - A small monkey covered in yellow custard.
  
• Colors: Brown and yellow
  

Glas Bald Droids (Dallas Birddogs)

• Named after Glasgow, Scotland
  
• Location - Glasgow, Scotland
  
• Logo - A robot with a metal body and a bald human head.
  
• Colors: Silver and tan
  

Lithe Yipped Hairball (Philadelphia Liberty)

• Named after Lithe programming language created in 1982 at the University of Washington
  
• Location - Seattle, Washington
  
• Logo - A small dog with a hairball 
  
• Colors - green and black
  

Noonday Rolls (London Royals)

• Named after Noonday, Texas
  
• Location - Noonday, Texas
  
• Logo - A flying dinner roll with a cape.
  
• Colors - brown and red
  

Oaks Bile Warmth (Baltimore Hawks)

• Named after Thousand Oaks, California
  
• Location - Thousand Oaks, California
  
• Logo - A gallbladder leaking bile, complete with heat lines.
  
• Colors - bile yellow and green
  

Ooh Halu Hula Ulna (Honolulu Hahalua)

• Named after Halu, Iran
  
• Location - Halu, Iran
  
• Logo - A severed forearm hula-hooping.
  
• Colors - purple and light pink
  

Overlook Elf Swans (Norfolk Seawolves)

• Named after Overlook Mountain, New York
  
• Location - Woodstock, New York
  
• Logo - A small swan with a human head and elf ears.
  
• Colors - white and green
  

Pierce Pasta Hounds (Austin Copperheads)

• Named after Pierce County, Wisconsin
  
• Location - Ellsworth, Wisconsin
  
• Logo - A golden retriever with spaghetti and meatballs as its fur.
  
• Colors - red and yellow
  

Rota Dicey Loo (Colorado Yeti)

• Named after Rota, Andalusia, Spain
  
• Location - Rota, Spain
  
• Logo - A porta-potty that looks especially....dicey
  
• Colors - brown and yellow
  

Send Firearm Ballerinas (Berlin Fire Salamanders)

• Named after Send, England
  
• Location - Send, England
  
• Logo - A trio of fierce looking ballerinas wielding assault rifles.
  
• Colors - pink and dark grey
  

Slender Woolen Canines (New Orleans Second Line)

• Named after Slender Branch River, North Carolina
  
• Location - Bladenboro, North Carolina
  
• Logo - A small dog with thick white wool as fur.
  
• Colors - black and white
  

Society Snaky Tacos (Kansas City Coyotes)

• Named after Society Hill, South Carolina
  
• Location - Society Hill, South Carolina
  
• Logo - A hard shell taco with a smiling snake inside.
  
• Colors - yellow and green
  

Whiskey Latrine Fowl (Yellowknife Wraiths)

• Named after Whiskey Creek, Florida
  
• Location - Whiskey Creek, Florida
  
• Logo - A bird standing in a toilet, covered in filth.
  
• Colors -  blue and maroon
  

Hope you all enjoyed and let me know what you think of your new team name!

[SchwarzNarr]

Okay this is absolutely hilarious, and I love everything about it. Overlook Elf Swans here we come!

[mithrandir]

This is the funniest media article I have ever read in this league. Incredible! Did you use an unscrambler or figure these out on your own?

[run_CMC]

All my homies love Send firearm ballerinas

[Asked Madden]

Glas Bald Droids (Dallas Birddogs)
Named after Glasgow, Scotland
Location - Glasgow, Scotland
Logo - A robot with a metal body and a bald human head.
Colors: Silver and tan

Yes. @Kyamprac we're re-branding and re-locating.
Dogwood got that shit on lock.

[Opera_Phantom]

Las Vegas baby!