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*Doug Howlett Presser - Boo_T - 11-17-2020 Q: How's your butt? A: It's great thanks. Um, I had like five congratulatory butt slaps after my rookie season, but it's okay. Q: How many footballs did you play in this season? A: I played like, sixteen footballs this season for the Baltimore Hawkers. Q: Who's the hottest in the entire ISFL? A: That's gotta be Ben Alexander Arnold. He's really a hot guy who used to play European football.  Q: The world is ending but you got to cut off your genitals, do you do it? A: Uhhh. I guess so. Can I replace it with an alien artificial replacement? If so, yes. Q: Okay, so football related question. Do you think the coach is cute? A: Yeah, they're pretty cute. I have a couple coaches and yeah. They're cute. Q: Are any of them single?  A: I am not too sure, maybe?  Q: But really getting back to football though. What do you think the ISFL could be doing to combat CTE? A: I think, dots to dots collisions could be reduced to the dot head area by removing dot helmets lowering the option for dots to lower their heads on tackles. Q: Do you experience memory loss, confusion, erratic behaviour, problems paying attention and organising thoughts and or difficulty with balance and motor skills. A: I have a little memory loss, a small amount of confusion, very little erratic behaviour, large amounts of paying attention and organising my thoughts but I have 0 difficulties with balance and motor skills.  Q: Lay off the nangs maybe  A: What? Q: [loudly shushes] Whats your favourite team? A: Tijuana Luchadores Q: Gay A: Huh? Q: I'm sorry are you interviewing or am I. Hows your relationship with your father? A: What does this have to do with football Q: I'm sorry, I can't, the level of unprofessionalism. It's too much. Get out.  A: What the fu-  Q:  Leave, sir.  (320 words)