Q: How's your butt?
A: It's great thanks. Um, I had like five congratulatory butt slaps after my rookie season, but it's okay.
Q: How many footballs did you play in this season?
A: I played like, sixteen footballs this season for the Baltimore Hawkers.
Q: Who's the hottest in the entire ISFL?
A: That's gotta be Ben Alexander Arnold. He's really a hot guy who used to play European football.
Q: The world is ending but you got to cut off your genitals, do you do it?
A: Uhhh. I guess so. Can I replace it with an alien artificial replacement? If so, yes.
Q: Okay, so football related question. Do you think the coach is cute?
A: Yeah, they're pretty cute. I have a couple coaches and yeah. They're cute.
Q: Are any of them single?
A: I am not too sure, maybe?
Q: But really getting back to football though. What do you think the ISFL could be doing to combat CTE?
A: I think, dots to dots collisions could be reduced to the dot head area by removing dot helmets lowering the option for dots to lower their heads on tackles.
Q: Do you experience memory loss, confusion, erratic behaviour, problems paying attention and organising thoughts and or difficulty with balance and motor skills.
A: I have a little memory loss, a small amount of confusion, very little erratic behaviour, large amounts of paying attention and organising my thoughts but I have 0 difficulties with balance and motor skills.
Q: Lay off the nangs maybe
A: What?
Q: [loudly shushes] Whats your favourite team?
A: Tijuana Luchadores
Q: Gay
A: Huh?
Q: I'm sorry are you interviewing or am I. Hows your relationship with your father?
A: What does this have to do with football
Q: I'm sorry, I can't, the level of unprofessionalism. It's too much. Get out.
A: What the fu-
Q: Leave, sir.
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A: It's great thanks. Um, I had like five congratulatory butt slaps after my rookie season, but it's okay.
Q: How many footballs did you play in this season?
A: I played like, sixteen footballs this season for the Baltimore Hawkers.
Q: Who's the hottest in the entire ISFL?
A: That's gotta be Ben Alexander Arnold. He's really a hot guy who used to play European football.
Q: The world is ending but you got to cut off your genitals, do you do it?
A: Uhhh. I guess so. Can I replace it with an alien artificial replacement? If so, yes.
Q: Okay, so football related question. Do you think the coach is cute?
A: Yeah, they're pretty cute. I have a couple coaches and yeah. They're cute.
Q: Are any of them single?
A: I am not too sure, maybe?
Q: But really getting back to football though. What do you think the ISFL could be doing to combat CTE?
A: I think, dots to dots collisions could be reduced to the dot head area by removing dot helmets lowering the option for dots to lower their heads on tackles.
Q: Do you experience memory loss, confusion, erratic behaviour, problems paying attention and organising thoughts and or difficulty with balance and motor skills.
A: I have a little memory loss, a small amount of confusion, very little erratic behaviour, large amounts of paying attention and organising my thoughts but I have 0 difficulties with balance and motor skills.
Q: Lay off the nangs maybe
A: What?
Q: [loudly shushes] Whats your favourite team?
A: Tijuana Luchadores
Q: Gay
A: Huh?
Q: I'm sorry are you interviewing or am I. Hows your relationship with your father?
A: What does this have to do with football
Q: I'm sorry, I can't, the level of unprofessionalism. It's too much. Get out.
A: What the fu-
Q: Leave, sir.
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