Rod Tidwell will now grade the other teams in the DSFL. See how they did and judge them based on the amount of Kwan Rod Tidwell feels they deserve.
Portland Pythons – They are the reigning Champs, which gives them the most starting Kwan.
First Overall Pick #1 - WR - Wolfie McDummy: Rod Tidwell is insulted at this pick. A Wider Receiver who went first overall that is NOT named Rod Tidwell. Wow, that just seems wrong. Lower their Kwan.
Pick #6 - DT - Sam Torenson: Alright, so yeah they added some defense to stop that new explosive offense in Tijuana, we get it you can’t stop us. Don’t think this guy will be big enough to stop the great Forrest Gump however.
Pick #8 - LB - Blake Faux: We GET IT!! Look how scared Portland is everyone. They are just bleeding Kwan from being so scared.
Pick #12 DE - Antonio Sandoval Jr – Not even worth a Rod Tidwell comment. Another big D guy for their anti-wall line.
Pick #18 - S - Maxim Booth : Look more of the same, they are scared of the passing attack in Tijuana.
Pick #24 - S - Chance Matthews : Yep, more of the same here. There is a ton of Kwan loss here.
Portland, you went into this draft with a ton of Kwan. Come on, how afraid of Tijuana are you that you went almost all defense. Well, let’s see how your season goes.
Palm Beach Solarbears – Ok starting Kwan. Cool logo, Florida seems nice.
Pick #2 - QB - Easton Cole: Can’t be mad about this pick. Good Quarterback going 2nd overall is smart thing. Cole has some good Kwan, though he is still just a young guy. He is going to do great things, hopefully he can start that here and get the max Kwan before moving on.
Pick #20 - DE - Bo Hall : Another guy who is going to see the back of Rod Tidwell’s jersey an awful lot. Yo Bo, you best get used to seeing Tidwell – 85 all the time as I’m running by.
Alright, only one scaredy cat pick from the Solar Bears. Easton Cole, looks to be good, let’s go ahead and put them in positive Kwan for now.
Norfolk Seawolves – Rod Tidwell loves to affectionately call this team by their real nickname. The Rule34subWolves. They have a passion for mixing together both anime wolves and Navy submarines.
Pick #3 - CB - Dermot Lavelle Jr: HA! And another one. Yo, Dermot I hope you love the name Tidwell, cause you gonna be seeing it a lot. Can’t wait to run by you screaming, now you see me now you don’t. Perhaps Rod Tidwell should really be called the Magic Man.
Pick #15 - TE - Demarcus Strike: Strike, now there is a good name for some good Kwan. Strike as a Tight End, good deal. Don’t hate this pick right here rule34’s.
Okay, so the rule34subWolves, did better than expected by only picking one reaction pick to the offensive haul that Tijuana got. You did ok there on the Kwan value.
San Antonio Marshals – Here is the team that is paying for the wall! Good luck with losing all the Kwan money to Tijuana.
Pick #4 - CB - Anthony Rowland: Another cornerback on San Antonio. How original is this. They are like the anti-wall.
Pick #10 - LB - Pierce Van Buren: Linebacker, look at them fearing the wall.
Pick #16 - K - Forthe Brand: Oh a kicker… Well played their San Antonio. This give you some laughing Kwan, you made Rod Tidwell giggle.
Pick #22 - OL - Bobby Melvin: Look at San Antonio trying to build their own tiny wall. Cute.
San Antonio making some interesting choices here. They get some extra Kwan for that kicker pick, just because it made Rod Tidwell laugh.
Kansas City Coyotes – Not sure about this team, though Rod Tidwell likes coyotes, so that’s a plus.
Pick #7 - S - Jaylen Storm: Rod Tidwell, loves all these Safeties being picked. More people for Rod Tidwell to run all over. Can’t wait until they can’t see my last name running away from them.
Pick #9 - TE - Joshua Palmer: A TE will help them in the passing attack, that seems like a smart upgrade. You rarely score on defense so adding offense is smart. Rod Tidwell approves.
Pick #13 - LB - Blaster Blade Jr: Well, they were doing so well with the TE pick and they go ahead and ruin it here with a linebacker.
Pick #14 - DE - Evan Trigg: Another Defensive end early. Maybe Rod Tidwell is confused by this move, but he can’t cover me, nor can he score touchdowns. Negative Kwan for this selection. Kansas City needs to score more not be slower.
Pick #19 - CB - William Tell: Ok, so a late selection to try and cover Rod Tidwell, is a decent move, but do they really think they can keep up with the Tijuana offense and defend them with these selections?
Pick #21 - OL - Anthony Jemima: FINALLY some O-line, it looks like Kansas City is trying to also boost their offense. This is giving them some Kwan for sure.
Pick #25 - OL - Jason McBride – KWAN FOR ALL. ALL THE RESPECT. Kansas City scored huge with two offensive lines here at the end.
Kansas City gets a lot of Kwan, but then loses some for all of those defensive selections. Confusing draft Kwan wise for the Coyotes.
Alright, let Rod Tidwell sum this up really quick. San Antonio is afraid of Tijuana so they tried to build a mini-wall and a defensive wall, which we will quickly get around. Pythons don’t understand they won last year and have decided to rebuild which is odd. Kansas City knows that big OL win Championships, but also like defense… odd. The rule34subwolves, have decided to bet on Leaf JR and not build a winner. The Solar Bears, got the best quarterback in the draft so major Kwan points there.
Portland Pythons – They are the reigning Champs, which gives them the most starting Kwan.
First Overall Pick #1 - WR - Wolfie McDummy: Rod Tidwell is insulted at this pick. A Wider Receiver who went first overall that is NOT named Rod Tidwell. Wow, that just seems wrong. Lower their Kwan.
Pick #6 - DT - Sam Torenson: Alright, so yeah they added some defense to stop that new explosive offense in Tijuana, we get it you can’t stop us. Don’t think this guy will be big enough to stop the great Forrest Gump however.
Pick #8 - LB - Blake Faux: We GET IT!! Look how scared Portland is everyone. They are just bleeding Kwan from being so scared.
Pick #12 DE - Antonio Sandoval Jr – Not even worth a Rod Tidwell comment. Another big D guy for their anti-wall line.
Pick #18 - S - Maxim Booth : Look more of the same, they are scared of the passing attack in Tijuana.
Pick #24 - S - Chance Matthews : Yep, more of the same here. There is a ton of Kwan loss here.
Portland, you went into this draft with a ton of Kwan. Come on, how afraid of Tijuana are you that you went almost all defense. Well, let’s see how your season goes.
Palm Beach Solarbears – Ok starting Kwan. Cool logo, Florida seems nice.
Pick #2 - QB - Easton Cole: Can’t be mad about this pick. Good Quarterback going 2nd overall is smart thing. Cole has some good Kwan, though he is still just a young guy. He is going to do great things, hopefully he can start that here and get the max Kwan before moving on.
Pick #20 - DE - Bo Hall : Another guy who is going to see the back of Rod Tidwell’s jersey an awful lot. Yo Bo, you best get used to seeing Tidwell – 85 all the time as I’m running by.
Alright, only one scaredy cat pick from the Solar Bears. Easton Cole, looks to be good, let’s go ahead and put them in positive Kwan for now.
Norfolk Seawolves – Rod Tidwell loves to affectionately call this team by their real nickname. The Rule34subWolves. They have a passion for mixing together both anime wolves and Navy submarines.
Pick #3 - CB - Dermot Lavelle Jr: HA! And another one. Yo, Dermot I hope you love the name Tidwell, cause you gonna be seeing it a lot. Can’t wait to run by you screaming, now you see me now you don’t. Perhaps Rod Tidwell should really be called the Magic Man.
Pick #15 - TE - Demarcus Strike: Strike, now there is a good name for some good Kwan. Strike as a Tight End, good deal. Don’t hate this pick right here rule34’s.
Okay, so the rule34subWolves, did better than expected by only picking one reaction pick to the offensive haul that Tijuana got. You did ok there on the Kwan value.
San Antonio Marshals – Here is the team that is paying for the wall! Good luck with losing all the Kwan money to Tijuana.
Pick #4 - CB - Anthony Rowland: Another cornerback on San Antonio. How original is this. They are like the anti-wall.
Pick #10 - LB - Pierce Van Buren: Linebacker, look at them fearing the wall.
Pick #16 - K - Forthe Brand: Oh a kicker… Well played their San Antonio. This give you some laughing Kwan, you made Rod Tidwell giggle.
Pick #22 - OL - Bobby Melvin: Look at San Antonio trying to build their own tiny wall. Cute.
San Antonio making some interesting choices here. They get some extra Kwan for that kicker pick, just because it made Rod Tidwell laugh.
Kansas City Coyotes – Not sure about this team, though Rod Tidwell likes coyotes, so that’s a plus.
Pick #7 - S - Jaylen Storm: Rod Tidwell, loves all these Safeties being picked. More people for Rod Tidwell to run all over. Can’t wait until they can’t see my last name running away from them.
Pick #9 - TE - Joshua Palmer: A TE will help them in the passing attack, that seems like a smart upgrade. You rarely score on defense so adding offense is smart. Rod Tidwell approves.
Pick #13 - LB - Blaster Blade Jr: Well, they were doing so well with the TE pick and they go ahead and ruin it here with a linebacker.
Pick #14 - DE - Evan Trigg: Another Defensive end early. Maybe Rod Tidwell is confused by this move, but he can’t cover me, nor can he score touchdowns. Negative Kwan for this selection. Kansas City needs to score more not be slower.
Pick #19 - CB - William Tell: Ok, so a late selection to try and cover Rod Tidwell, is a decent move, but do they really think they can keep up with the Tijuana offense and defend them with these selections?
Pick #21 - OL - Anthony Jemima: FINALLY some O-line, it looks like Kansas City is trying to also boost their offense. This is giving them some Kwan for sure.
Pick #25 - OL - Jason McBride – KWAN FOR ALL. ALL THE RESPECT. Kansas City scored huge with two offensive lines here at the end.
Kansas City gets a lot of Kwan, but then loses some for all of those defensive selections. Confusing draft Kwan wise for the Coyotes.
Alright, let Rod Tidwell sum this up really quick. San Antonio is afraid of Tijuana so they tried to build a mini-wall and a defensive wall, which we will quickly get around. Pythons don’t understand they won last year and have decided to rebuild which is odd. Kansas City knows that big OL win Championships, but also like defense… odd. The rule34subwolves, have decided to bet on Leaf JR and not build a winner. The Solar Bears, got the best quarterback in the draft so major Kwan points there.
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