*Into the Idlewyld #002 Dia de los Draft

[Kyle]

Welcome to into the Idlewild to buy Kyle Idlewild. This is of course the prospect draft Edition and as many of you know I was a first-round pick but for some godforsaken reason I wasn't picked until fourth overall. Three teams, three damn teams passed me up. Minnesota, Myrtle Beach and some other the team I can't even remember the name of because they don't matter. That is three GMS that will rue the day they passed up on Kyle Idlewild, the greatest damn Prospect the DSFL or any other league has ever seen. These teams will think my coach is Greg Williams the way I tear their heads off. It was an embarrassment sitting there for not one, not two, but three picks. Three names called that weren't mine, three "lesser thans", three men that could only dream of achieving what I have, what I will. The DSFL is mine for the taking and believe me I will take it all! The rings. The records. The awards. Season 19 might as well be called the year of the Idlewild because that is all anyone will remember.

All that being said I am glad I ended up where I ended up. There's no better team in the DSFL than The Tijuana Luchadores. I'm proud to be a luchador as I will slam these motherfuking quarterbacks in these b**** ass running backs to the ground, play after play after play. I look forward to making some of these guys if not all of these guys quit. I could not have ended up in a better spot it's truly where dreams come true. It has everything a young guy could want, from the donkey shows to mountains of drugs provided by ultra violent criminal organizations that have killed thousands. This city suits me perfectly and this team suits me perfectly. These are top-of-the-line competitors that want nothing more than to win and time and time again they have proven it. Now they have proven it once again by drafting me in the very first round. I'd like to humbly thank Dylan and the rest of the Tijuana office for seeing in me what I see in me.

I'd also like to talk about some of my fellow Luchador rookies and that starts with none other than my boy Randy Vuxta. Picked number six overall, just 2 spots after me, he was the first wide receiver and only the second offensive player off the board. I look forward to getting to know him and I know with him on one side of the ball and me on the other there is absolutely no way that we aren't bringing home a championship to Tijuana. Y'all would be smart to look out for him breaking some ankles this season. Of course I would be remiss if I didn't mention Barnabas Cole, the other defensive end Tijuana took off the draft board. With his speed on one side and mine on the other it's going to be an all-out Blitzkrieg on these offenses that they won't be able to handle. With Inspectah Deck leading the linebackers and Victor Moreno leading the secondary I wouldn't be surprised if byzantines never saw the end zone all season.

If that prediction wasn't bold enough I have three more to make for this season.
1.) The Tijuana luchadores will bring home yet another championship.
2.) I will break the rookie sack record.
3.) I will win defensive player of the year.
Did i say predictions? I meant GUARANTEES.
You may think this is bold or Brash but it's not it's simply honesty and I can't help if that rubs anyone the wrong way. I'm simply saying what is going to happen. Thanks for reading!
LUCHA LIBRE MUTHAFUCKA

[Ben]

[FleshBagSoup]

[Dylandeluxe]

[goodfortunecoffee]

Lucha Lucha.

[roastfuego]

With energy like yours in the locker room, there is no way we lose any game. You energize the defense, which transfers over to us on the offense. Lets get at it this season!