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It is the season for Fantasy Football before the next season begins and like many of you I only do the thing purely for the cheap $1 million because it beats grinding quality threads that require thought or just farming shitposts like this one. However, this has seemed to have gotten ugly and super cereal in Group 8.
For those of you not in Group 8 I will now tell you the people within this group:
- sloth face killa
- Tubby Tim69
- Kolt Classic
- Valor X77
- C9 Van
- Bacon Brother
A group I am fairly happy with since I like all these people. Nothing was unusual at the start. I went with Ol' Faithful of whining and begging people in the Colorado Yeti locker room discord channel and realising they're all asleep due to my time zone to begging and whining in the Tijuana Luchadores locker room. (Incidentally, a new channel was born from me doing this for fantasy football. Feels good.)
At one point I was not getting any responses. This felt bad. So I decided to ask Swag Sloth for help. He was hiding under the username Sloth Faced Killa but I knew it was just them trying to mess me up like usual.
I proceeded to ask him for help. A bold strategy to ask someone in your group for help but this is the beauty of it. I do not really care if I win or not. I am purely in it for the 1 week free training. Just needed the move to be over as quickly as possible!
The discussion was this:
"Van (Yesterday at 11:24 PM):
Bro pls help
I know we're in the same group but i literally dont know any players past myself and thats a death wish
Can you just tell me someone decent
slothfacekilla (Yesterday at 11:51 PM):
ah shit you have come to the wrong place my friend
i literally have asked other people for every single pick i've made
Van (Yesterday at 11:51 PM):
Ah a man of culture as well lol
I respect you doing what I do every season just for the cash lol"
So what have we learned from this. Firstly, I have no life and instantly replied to him. Secondly, we are both running the same tactic for fantasy. Hopefully the others in our group do not read this and know they are against people who do not know what they are doing.
The conversation between me and my buddy Swag Sloth continued but at one point a comment was made that changed everything between us.
"slothfacekilla (Today at 4:54 PM):
i'll still get last"
This hit me in my core. Never have I been more insulted before in my life. To think Swag Sloth could say this after having full knowledge that I legit resorted in desperation to taking Colorado Yeti Wide Receiver Laszlo Forty-Two and so called "Quarter-Back" Wolfie McDummy in earlier rounds? Has he forgotten the Colorado Yeti just last year in real life 2019 the Colorado Yeti went 1-400 in a single season? Pathetic!
Naturally, like most of us on the internet, I could not let someone be dead wrong and resorted to bending his opinion into the correct opinion. Mine.
"Van (Today at 4:55 PM):
dont test me!
i'll own your ass and finish a record worst!
slothfacekilla (Today at 4:57 PM)
lmaoooo I would like to see you try!
Van (Today at 4:58 PM)
you're going up! :rage:
my new goal is to humiliate you into a good respectable position compared to me
slothfacekilla (Today at 4:58 PM):
hahahahahahha
good luck with that my friend"
He clearly underestimates my power! Have you forgotten I am a prequel memer Swag Sloth? I see through the lies of the fantasy football! You have the high ground and I will attempt to front flip over you or something. I dunno Anakin was weird...But not the point! The point clearly being that you will defeat me and I will take last whilst continuing to pick people I probably remember exist in this league.
Van (Today at 5:03 PM)
im going to make a media calling this shit out!
any words before it is on?!
(and yeah i am that cheap for money i'll do something like that)
slothfacekilla (Today at 5:04 PM):
lmao i love it
i mean i think it is impossible to make me better at fantasy so at least you'll earn some money through the media
"
The arrogance of this sloth! You would never see this from Mr. Face Killer. The other more humble sloth! The challenge is now on. You will win and you will be happy!
It will be rather interesting (Probably not) to see who ends up bottom at the end of the season. Cause if it is Bacon Brother or one of the other guys everyone of us will lose by winning.
Also do not take Laszlo Forty-Two. I am literal garbage. I do not care if I have the 3rd highest Total Points Earned in Wide Receivers!
Well, until then I guess we will just have to see what happens. So thank you for your team NSFL and good luck in your fantasy groups. Just so he does not miss it: @slothfacekilla you are a winner! >
It is the season for Fantasy Football before the next season begins and like many of you I only do the thing purely for the cheap $1 million because it beats grinding quality threads that require thought or just farming shitposts like this one. However, this has seemed to have gotten ugly and super cereal in Group 8.
For those of you not in Group 8 I will now tell you the people within this group:
- sloth face killa
- Tubby Tim69
- Kolt Classic
- Valor X77
- C9 Van
- Bacon Brother
A group I am fairly happy with since I like all these people. Nothing was unusual at the start. I went with Ol' Faithful of whining and begging people in the Colorado Yeti locker room discord channel and realising they're all asleep due to my time zone to begging and whining in the Tijuana Luchadores locker room. (Incidentally, a new channel was born from me doing this for fantasy football. Feels good.)
At one point I was not getting any responses. This felt bad. So I decided to ask Swag Sloth for help. He was hiding under the username Sloth Faced Killa but I knew it was just them trying to mess me up like usual.
I proceeded to ask him for help. A bold strategy to ask someone in your group for help but this is the beauty of it. I do not really care if I win or not. I am purely in it for the 1 week free training. Just needed the move to be over as quickly as possible!
The discussion was this:
"Van (Yesterday at 11:24 PM):
Bro pls help
I know we're in the same group but i literally dont know any players past myself and thats a death wish
Can you just tell me someone decent
slothfacekilla (Yesterday at 11:51 PM):
ah shit you have come to the wrong place my friend
i literally have asked other people for every single pick i've made
Van (Yesterday at 11:51 PM):
Ah a man of culture as well lol
I respect you doing what I do every season just for the cash lol"
So what have we learned from this. Firstly, I have no life and instantly replied to him. Secondly, we are both running the same tactic for fantasy. Hopefully the others in our group do not read this and know they are against people who do not know what they are doing.
The conversation between me and my buddy Swag Sloth continued but at one point a comment was made that changed everything between us.
"slothfacekilla (Today at 4:54 PM):
i'll still get last"
This hit me in my core. Never have I been more insulted before in my life. To think Swag Sloth could say this after having full knowledge that I legit resorted in desperation to taking Colorado Yeti Wide Receiver Laszlo Forty-Two and so called "Quarter-Back" Wolfie McDummy in earlier rounds? Has he forgotten the Colorado Yeti just last year in real life 2019 the Colorado Yeti went 1-400 in a single season? Pathetic!
Naturally, like most of us on the internet, I could not let someone be dead wrong and resorted to bending his opinion into the correct opinion. Mine.
"Van (Today at 4:55 PM):
dont test me!
i'll own your ass and finish a record worst!
slothfacekilla (Today at 4:57 PM)
lmaoooo I would like to see you try!
Van (Today at 4:58 PM)
you're going up! :rage:
my new goal is to humiliate you into a good respectable position compared to me
slothfacekilla (Today at 4:58 PM):
hahahahahahha
good luck with that my friend"
He clearly underestimates my power! Have you forgotten I am a prequel memer Swag Sloth? I see through the lies of the fantasy football! You have the high ground and I will attempt to front flip over you or something. I dunno Anakin was weird...But not the point! The point clearly being that you will defeat me and I will take last whilst continuing to pick people I probably remember exist in this league.
Van (Today at 5:03 PM)
im going to make a media calling this shit out!
any words before it is on?!
(and yeah i am that cheap for money i'll do something like that)
slothfacekilla (Today at 5:04 PM):
lmao i love it
i mean i think it is impossible to make me better at fantasy so at least you'll earn some money through the media
"The arrogance of this sloth! You would never see this from Mr. Face Killer. The other more humble sloth! The challenge is now on. You will win and you will be happy!
It will be rather interesting (Probably not) to see who ends up bottom at the end of the season. Cause if it is Bacon Brother or one of the other guys everyone of us will lose by winning.
Also do not take Laszlo Forty-Two. I am literal garbage. I do not care if I have the 3rd highest Total Points Earned in Wide Receivers!
Well, until then I guess we will just have to see what happens. So thank you for your team NSFL and good luck in your fantasy groups. Just so he does not miss it: @slothfacekilla you are a winner! >
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