*A Case Against Resimming

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We all are well aware of the debacle from last night. Jamar Lackson was a shell of his usual selF. Seen as one oF the premiere backs in the DSfL, he couldn’t Find his Footing and unFortunately, he Fell short of his typical production. That was a Fluke, sure. But pontiFicate on this. What iF Minnesota missed the playoFFs again this year and were unable to win their FiFth Ultimini? Is parity not an essential ingredient to our league? Should Minnesota be allowed to win so many championships? What iF it was an act of the Football gods to restore the balance across the DSfL? Who are we to interFere with the will of our creators? Should we Fear the punishment that is surely to come our way? It’s just a thought. I am a devout Gridironian and do not want to upset the Football deities. May the spirit oF Kelvin Benjamin have mercy on our souls. IF Minnesota makes the post-season, I would start making my peace, lest the gods decide to have mercy on us. May Freddie Kitchens, Hue Jackson, Jamarcus Russell, and Mitchell Trubisky spare us.

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