07-17-2017, 06:19 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-01-2017, 12:07 PM by JBLAZE_THE_BOSS.)
Highschool years
It all started here in high school. Playing football for fun just running away from everyone and catching the ball for a touchdown. Not too difficult right? Well for me it wasn't I would always be 4 or 5 steps ahead of the opposing teams fastest player. I would score a minimum of 3 touch downs per game. To me it was all fun in games I was using football for an excuse to pick up the chicks even though I was really good I never looked ahead for the future. One day I started getting calls from my coach it was like 4 Am and bruh I was like I AM TIRED dang it. I answer the phone this guy is all like I have LiKe 6 CoLlEgE TeAmS WaNtiNg to TaLk tO YoU ( insert spongebob meme here lol ) so I head down to the coaches office and I am like okay I will get a scholarship for Canadian foot ball and go to a Canadian college... then I am met with the coaches of Notre Dame and I was like
and accepted their offer instantly because my coach was all like :stoked: :belly: so I was forced to be all like :jawdrop: so They had a school assembly of me signing the contract for notre dame I became famous real quick at my school and that was only the beginning
College first game
My first game I was going insane like pacing up and down the locker room and almost about to die of a heart attack. My first college game with notre dame and I was jittery. My high school coach was in the stands doing his dance to support me in my first game but again when your dance is this -> :belly: I have every right to go blind. It's like a flash bang in call of duty seeing that like damn. The first play the QB throws the ball I am running like the wind but I get demolished as My hand goes to reach for it. I do a double front flip land on my back all dizzy and crap. At that moment I knew this ain't little league anymore. The next play I bolt it and the QB throws it as far as he can. Boooy this man has an arm I catch this thing it's still spinning in my arms! TOUCH DOWN. I score my first college touch down everyone is like :fan: but my high school coach run into the field like :belly: and gets tackled by security. We end up losing the game 14 - 33 Storming off to the LE like -> :shrug: RIP kroetch.
declaring for the draft
After my final season in college I finished my major in engineering and have the choice to declare for the draft of the NFSL so I say screw it. Now the draft is full steam ahead in 2 days and I don't know where I will end up and I will play anywhere so GMs that are reading this I will play for anyone and I am super good like you know 15 touch downs in my final season with 1900 rushing yards. What are my expectations exactly? Late round steal love the feeling of being a late round steal because it gives me sort of an advantage. For example if I get picked last round and the team I am is already stacked I know I am just going to go ham even if I get carried for the early seasons. I sit down and look at the prospect pool. Just as many rounds as the NFL maybe even more. The NFL has been in arbitration over illegal betting and the the government putting a shut down to that crap real quick. So we got the NSFL instead. So here I am a Quick ASF speed receiver declaring for the draft. To which ever team I go to remember I am a beast okay thx
The end 700 words
GRADED note- this was 664 words, not 700
It all started here in high school. Playing football for fun just running away from everyone and catching the ball for a touchdown. Not too difficult right? Well for me it wasn't I would always be 4 or 5 steps ahead of the opposing teams fastest player. I would score a minimum of 3 touch downs per game. To me it was all fun in games I was using football for an excuse to pick up the chicks even though I was really good I never looked ahead for the future. One day I started getting calls from my coach it was like 4 Am and bruh I was like I AM TIRED dang it. I answer the phone this guy is all like I have LiKe 6 CoLlEgE TeAmS WaNtiNg to TaLk tO YoU ( insert spongebob meme here lol ) so I head down to the coaches office and I am like okay I will get a scholarship for Canadian foot ball and go to a Canadian college... then I am met with the coaches of Notre Dame and I was like
and accepted their offer instantly because my coach was all like :stoked: :belly: so I was forced to be all like :jawdrop: so They had a school assembly of me signing the contract for notre dame I became famous real quick at my school and that was only the beginning College first game
My first game I was going insane like pacing up and down the locker room and almost about to die of a heart attack. My first college game with notre dame and I was jittery. My high school coach was in the stands doing his dance to support me in my first game but again when your dance is this -> :belly: I have every right to go blind. It's like a flash bang in call of duty seeing that like damn. The first play the QB throws the ball I am running like the wind but I get demolished as My hand goes to reach for it. I do a double front flip land on my back all dizzy and crap. At that moment I knew this ain't little league anymore. The next play I bolt it and the QB throws it as far as he can. Boooy this man has an arm I catch this thing it's still spinning in my arms! TOUCH DOWN. I score my first college touch down everyone is like :fan: but my high school coach run into the field like :belly: and gets tackled by security. We end up losing the game 14 - 33 Storming off to the LE like -> :shrug: RIP kroetch.
declaring for the draft
After my final season in college I finished my major in engineering and have the choice to declare for the draft of the NFSL so I say screw it. Now the draft is full steam ahead in 2 days and I don't know where I will end up and I will play anywhere so GMs that are reading this I will play for anyone and I am super good like you know 15 touch downs in my final season with 1900 rushing yards. What are my expectations exactly? Late round steal love the feeling of being a late round steal because it gives me sort of an advantage. For example if I get picked last round and the team I am is already stacked I know I am just going to go ham even if I get carried for the early seasons. I sit down and look at the prospect pool. Just as many rounds as the NFL maybe even more. The NFL has been in arbitration over illegal betting and the the government putting a shut down to that crap real quick. So we got the NSFL instead. So here I am a Quick ASF speed receiver declaring for the draft. To which ever team I go to remember I am a beast okay thx
The end 700 words
GRADED note- this was 664 words, not 700
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