Grey Ducks More like Grey Sucks

[Dewalt27]

I'm happy to announce I'm stepping down from my position as head GM of the Minnesota Grey Ducks. It turns out i drafted way too many olayers who didnt like Strawberry milk and i couldn't deal with it.

But in all seriousness I love Minnesota and my experience there was great. I appreciate Woelkers giving me my first opportunity to GM, CLG for stepping in as my Co-GM to scout a 270 person draft class. And thank you to every Co-gm i got the opportunity to work with you are all great and to every player we drafted making it a great team and a great place to be.

The team is now yours @CLG Rampage.

Thank you!

[SnowyWolfz]

UGHHHH I'll miss you! You're the fucking best Dewalt! I wish you the best of luck and to have a great time!

[BenDover]

Sad to see you move on, but I am glad to have had you as my GM, thanks again for drafting me, and good luck with your future endeavors!


P.S Chocolate Milk is better

[Tylus]

You were one of the first people in the league I ever talked to, and I knew I wanted to play for you ever since that day. Being on the Grey Ducks has been some of the best times I can remember. You have been an amazing GM for us.

[TheCC]

The Great Choco-Strawb Feud of 2020 lands another casualty.

Congrats Dewalt. You're a fantastic GM and a better guy. You're one of my favorite people I've met in the NSFL. I'm sure you're going to do fantastic in BAL. I'll never know though, because I will NOT willingly play for a strawberry milk drinker ever again.

[Huskies311]

Whole milk > Chocolate milk > strawberry milk

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

Strawberry milk is a lie! You ever seen any pink cows?

Seems like you built a fun and successful team, we appreciate the Grey Fucks we have in Chicago. Good luck with what you do next!

[SomeSay...]

First off, no one likes strawberry milk better than chocolate. Secondly, how dare you! (Better get that reference)

Anyway, thanks for drafting me, thanks for you guys believing in me and you fucking crushed it. No one can fill your shoes but CLG sure can try if anyone can come close.

Thanks. And sorry about the beatdown a few nights ago. If I had known you were leaving, I'd thrown the fight...... Not.

[RussDrivesTheBus]

This is a good dude. Even if he does like strawberry milk more than chocolate milk. Where does that shit even come from?

[CLG Rampage]

I'm happy to announce I'm stepping down from my position as head GM of the Minnesota Grey Ducks. It turns out i drafted way too many olayers who didnt like Strawberry milk and i couldn't deal with it.

But in all seriousness I love Minnesota and my experience there was great. I appreciate Woelkers giving me my first opportunity to GM, CLG for stepping in as my Co-GM to scout a 270 person draft class. And thank you to every Co-gm i got the opportunity to work with you are all great and to every player we drafted making it a great team and a great place to be.

The team is now yours @CLG Rampage.

Thank you!  

Thanks for giving me that first opportunity nearly four months ago (jesus christ it's been that long I guess).

Hopefully I'll be announcing my new Co-GM later today if he accepts the job, but we'll see.