Here is the raw and unedited review of The Emoji movie + a special treat. I know I didn't hit on every point I wanted to make but I will likely review this one specifically at some point in the future. The next movie on the docket is 13/14 Cameras. If I ever find who requested I do this, I will never forgive you.
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Less than three minutes to get to the question of how emojis bang...
![[Image: JiL7MNP.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/JiL7MNP.jpg) [OPTION]Height: 6'3"
[OPTION]Weight: 300
[OPTION]Birthplace: Altadena, CA
[OPTION]Number: 13
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S20 (TIJ): 4 games, 29 att, 104 yards | 1 rec, 4 yards
[OPTION]S21 (DAL): 14 games, 200 att, 914 yards, 6 TD | 8 rec, 60 yards, 1 TD
[OPTION]S22 (HON): 13 games, 186 att, 702 yards, 4 TD | 50 rec, 381 yards, 1 TD | 1 PR TD
[OPTION]S23 (HON): 16 games, 225 att, 960 yards, 7 TD | 63 rec, 581 yards, 2 TD
[OPTION]S24 (HON): 16 games, 245 att, 907 yards, 4 TD | 36 rec, 307 yards | 1 PR TD
[OPTION]S25 (HON): 16 games, 183 att, 702 yards, 6 TD | 65 rec, 795 yards, 3 TD | 2 KR TD
[OPTION]S26 (HON): 16 games, 166 att, 662 yards, 7 TD | 70 rec, 1128 yards, 3 TD
[OPTION]S27 (HON): 16 games, 43 Tackles, 10 TFL, 16 Sacks, 2 FF
[OPTION]S28 (HON): 16 games, 43 Tackles, 3 TFL, 7 Sacks, 4 FF, 1 FR
[OPTION]S29 (NYS): 16 games, 50 Tackles, 2 TFL, 11 Sacks, 1 FF, 2 FR
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
[OPTION]S27 (HON): 1 game, 2 Tackles, 1 TFL
[OPTION]S29 (NYS): 3 games, 6 Tackles, 2 Sacks
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]S22 NSFL Pro Bowl
[OPTION]S25 ISFL Pro Bowl
[OPTION]S25 ISFL Returner of the Year
[OPTION]S25 ISFL Offensive Performance of the Year
[OPTION]S27 ISFL Pro Bowl
[OPTION]S27 ISFL Defensive End of the Year
[OPTION]S29 Ultimus Champion
[OPTION]S29 ISFL Pro Bowl
![[Image: 60802_s.gif]](https://signavatar.com/60802_s.gif) [OPTION]Height: 6'1"
[OPTION]Weight: 215
[OPTION]Birthplace: Torrance, CA
[OPTION]Number: 1
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S14 (NOR): 14 games, 57 rec, 727 yards, 1 TD
[OPTION]S15 (AZ): 14 games, 68 rec, 933 yards, 7 TD
[OPTION]S16 (AZ): 13 games, 64 rec, 1004 yards, 6 TD
[OPTION]S17 (AZ): 13 games, 60 rec, 864 yards, 7 TD
[OPTION]S18 (AZ): 13 games, 30 rec, 300 yards
[OPTION]S19 (AZ): 13 games, 51 rec, 735 yards, 5 TD
[OPTION]S20 (BAL): 13 games, 57 rec, 872 yards, 3 TD
[OPTION]NSFL Total: 79 games, 330 rec, 4708 yards, 28 TD
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
[OPTION]S14 (NOR): 1 game, 7 rec, 93 yards
[OPTION]S16 (AZ): 3 games, 11 rec, 211 yards
[OPTION]S17 (AZ): 2 games, 7 rec, 92 yards, 2 TD
[OPTION]S18 (AZ): 2 games, 10 rec, 86 yards
[OPTION]S19 (AZ): 1 game, 4 rec, 31 yards
[OPTION]S20 (BAL): 1 game, 6 rec, 97 yards
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]S14: Drafted by the Norfolk SeaWolves
[OPTION]S14: Signed 1yr/$5 million contract
[OPTION]S14: DSFL Pro Bowl
[OPTION]S15: Drafted 1st overall by the Arizona Outlaws
[OPTION]S15: Signed 3yr/$9 million contract
[OPTION]S15: NSFL Pro Bowl
[OPTION]S16: NSFL Pro Bowl
[OPTION]S16: Ultimus Champion
[OPTION]S20: Traded to Baltimore Hawks for Dorfus Jimbo
[OPTION]Former GM of Norfolk SeaWolves (S15)
[OPTION]Former GM of Arizona Outlaws (S16-17)
[OPTION]Founder and Former GM of Dallas Birddogs (S21)
[OPTION]Former GM of Honolulu Hahalua (S24-26)
[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]S16 Ultimus Winner || Arizona Outlaws
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