Alright, alright, alright! So Week 8 is behind us and we saw some upsets that I didn't predict. I DID however get 5/7 though! 3 TPE GANG. I still need equipment money so let's try this prediction article again for Week 9 this wen
Week 9
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Butchers pulled out the win over Honolulu last week on their own home turf to the surprise of very few. What WAS a surprise was the absolutely offensive duke out it was with 87 total points. Meanwhile, Orange County was able to maintain their dominant stature over the struggling Berlin team. What does that mean for Week 9? This game has the potential to look a lot like the CHI v HON. Chicago and Orange County are both winning games this season and it's not with their dazzling smiles and good manners. Ultimately though I expect Orange County to defend their castle (otter den?).
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No one really knows what's going on with Baltimore this season... or really ever. Arizona however absolutely demolished Philly in their own house. With Baltimore being on the road I expect Arizona to chalk up another win with little contest.
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SABERCATS - wimpy wimpy wimpy. SAILFISH - HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY. I continue to underscore my disappointment in San Jose. Will they finally get their butt in gear and turn it all around against a hot Sarasota team in Week 9!?! Probably not. I expect Witheblock to score at least two touchdowns and for San Jose to get embarrassed at home once again.
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Despite their offensive slug fest last week, Honolulu is last in the entire league right now. Colorado was also able to win the whacky races against NOLA last week. Honestly though this game seems like it could really go either way. Colorado is the better team on paper, but HON holds the home team advantage. Which one will hold out longer and lead their team to victory? I think it'll be Colorado again.
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Alright, again I'll say it. Berlin is better than their record and everyone knows it. It worked jinxing them last week, maybe it'll work again. Austin was able to pull out a nice road win in Week 8. I feel like Austin's time has finally come though. I expect Berlin to finally get their upset road win, thus hindering Austin's playoff chances. That just seems EXACTLY like a thing Berlin would do.
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Okay here we go again. Another spicy team facing up against NOLA at home and a chance for literally anything can happen. Hell, maybe both teams will lose, who knows. Yellowknife is the hottest team in the league right now (something I would not have guessed at the beginning of the season based on my extensive research based on absolutely nothing). Still, I'm going to take the based opinion of picking Yellowknife to finish the job in New Orleans this week.
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As I stated before, Philly suffered a tough loss at home against Arizona in Week 8. Similar outcome for New York trying to upset Sarasota on their home field. This will be New York's 'come to terms' game. Either New York defends their own jungle against a struggling Philly team, or they start contemplating how to get higher draft picks in next year's draft. That being said, I have to go with my own team again and home New York can keep the dream alive.
Week 9


Butchers pulled out the win over Honolulu last week on their own home turf to the surprise of very few. What WAS a surprise was the absolutely offensive duke out it was with 87 total points. Meanwhile, Orange County was able to maintain their dominant stature over the struggling Berlin team. What does that mean for Week 9? This game has the potential to look a lot like the CHI v HON. Chicago and Orange County are both winning games this season and it's not with their dazzling smiles and good manners. Ultimately though I expect Orange County to defend their castle (otter den?).


No one really knows what's going on with Baltimore this season... or really ever. Arizona however absolutely demolished Philly in their own house. With Baltimore being on the road I expect Arizona to chalk up another win with little contest.


SABERCATS - wimpy wimpy wimpy. SAILFISH - HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY. I continue to underscore my disappointment in San Jose. Will they finally get their butt in gear and turn it all around against a hot Sarasota team in Week 9!?! Probably not. I expect Witheblock to score at least two touchdowns and for San Jose to get embarrassed at home once again.


Despite their offensive slug fest last week, Honolulu is last in the entire league right now. Colorado was also able to win the whacky races against NOLA last week. Honestly though this game seems like it could really go either way. Colorado is the better team on paper, but HON holds the home team advantage. Which one will hold out longer and lead their team to victory? I think it'll be Colorado again.


Alright, again I'll say it. Berlin is better than their record and everyone knows it. It worked jinxing them last week, maybe it'll work again. Austin was able to pull out a nice road win in Week 8. I feel like Austin's time has finally come though. I expect Berlin to finally get their upset road win, thus hindering Austin's playoff chances. That just seems EXACTLY like a thing Berlin would do.


Okay here we go again. Another spicy team facing up against NOLA at home and a chance for literally anything can happen. Hell, maybe both teams will lose, who knows. Yellowknife is the hottest team in the league right now (something I would not have guessed at the beginning of the season based on my extensive research based on absolutely nothing). Still, I'm going to take the based opinion of picking Yellowknife to finish the job in New Orleans this week.


As I stated before, Philly suffered a tough loss at home against Arizona in Week 8. Similar outcome for New York trying to upset Sarasota on their home field. This will be New York's 'come to terms' game. Either New York defends their own jungle against a struggling Philly team, or they start contemplating how to get higher draft picks in next year's draft. That being said, I have to go with my own team again and home New York can keep the dream alive.