*Sim Star

[Zoone16]

(600-ish words)

I was stuck in conference calls all day and went a bit crazy. Thought I might put it to good use and help increase my draft stock. ISFL teams get your scouts scouting, cause this bad boy is going in the first round. With quality articles like these, what are you even waiting for anyways?

Sim Star
by Nick L. Back

I'm through with waiting in line to teams I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the draft, and I'm never being selected
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new team in the ISFL
And a skilled QB I can catch balls from
And a king-size contract, big enough for team plus me
(Uh, so what you need?)

I'll need a bank account that's got no limit
And a dark-mode discord with my chatroom in it
Gonna join the all-time club with over 10,000 yards received
(Been there, done that)

I want a new discord full of older stars
My own wiki page on HoF Boulevard
Somewhere between Willie and LeClair is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even do my tasks and improve my game

'Cause we all just wanna be big sim stars
And live in pro bowl teams, receiving a thousand yards
The tasks come easy, and the training is cheap
We'll all stay active, 'cause we just won't quit

And we'll hang out in the coolest LRs
Be the M.V.P. with the coolest awards
Every good award predictor's gonna wind up there
Every playbook nerd with their unwashed hair and,

Hey, hey, I wanna be a sim star
Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna be a sim star

I wanna be great like Westfield without the hassles
Hire eight offensive linesmen that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs, so I can get my TPE for free
(I'll have the PT pass, haha!)

I'm gonna dress my ass with the best equipment
Get a front door key to the endzone and then
Gonna get a quarterback that loves to pass the ball only to me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even do my tasks and improve my game

'Cause we all just wanna be big sim stars
And live in pro bowl teams, receiving a thousand yards
The tasks come easy, and the training is cheap
We'll all stay active, 'cause we just won't quit

And we'll hang out in the coolest LRs
Be the M.V.P. with the coolest awards
Every good award predictor's gonna wind up there
Every playbook nerd with their unwashed hair

And we'll hide out in the locker rooms
With the latest drama, and today's boo-hoo
They'll tamper anything with their evil smile
Everybody's got a mock leaker on speed dial, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a sim star

I'm gonna write that media that offends the readers
Gonna pop my puns from a pun dispenser
I'll get washed-up players writing all my praise
Upvote them every night cause they know my game

Well we all just wanna be big sim stars
And live in pro bowl teams, receiving a thousand yards
The tasks come easy, and the training is cheap
We'll all stay active, 'cause we just won't quit

And we'll hang out in the coolest LRs
Be the M.V.P. with the coolest awards
Every good award predictor's gonna wind up there
Every playbook nerd with their unwashed hair

And we'll hide out in the locker rooms
With the latest drama, and today's boo-hoo
They'll tamper anything with their evil smile
Everybody's got a mock leaker on speed dial, well

Hey, hey, I wanna be a sim star
Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna be a sim star
Yes I do!

[WildfireMicro]

This is amazing

"Everybody has a mock leaker on Speed dail"

[Zoone16]

This is amazing

"Everybody has a mock leaker on Speed dail"

SHL influence clearly shows haha.

[negs]

I never thought Nickelback could be eclipsed until now...

[WildfireMicro]

This is amazing

"Everybody has a mock leaker on Speed dail"

SHL influence clearly shows haha.

"Nick L. Back"
OH
MY
GOD

[Zoone16]

This is amazing

"Everybody has a mock leaker on Speed dail"

SHL influence clearly shows haha.

"Nick L. Back"
OH
MY
GOD

I can hear your brain explode all the way from where I am.

[TMosura]

please draft him thx